Why does Crysis email himself
 

true story

how many of ya'll actually believe this clown ass nigga is emailin a bitch doe? lol

Crysis strikes me as the type of nigga that gets so bored he'd make another email and hop on LB telling everyone he's gonna email his ex with funny shit

in other words Crysis you gotta do a few things

uncensor the email you're sending to, provide pics, and provide audio of the bitch

chop chop little nigga the expose-a-ho clock is tickin

lol in her email responses, "she" puts ' ' around words like people be doing in text battles

Im sayin tho

how many people actually believe this dumb shit. i mean its cool for shits and giggles the first time around

but making thread after thread of nonsensical conversations with yourself? ...thts d last straw B

u think it's impossible to have a girlfriend?

Mission Impossible 5:Girlfriend Protocol

pulse just subliminally exposed his lack of pussy..very nice

word?????

The fact you think having an ex girlfriend is so uncommon that I'd fake shit is fucking hilarious.

Get over it, I'm not exposing my ex girlfriend to a website full of trolls for a few reasons, actually:
1) Common sense.
2) Anyone could expose the joke.
3) I know her in real life, and we have heaps of mutual friends. This bullshit alone is already putting me under fire with a few people. Anyone could easily fuck my shit up with things WAY more impactful than "i fukd ur sistr in her shittr nd rekorded it with ur mums fone".

I don't give two shits if you, or anyone else thinks it's fake. /I/ wanted to laugh, so I created a thread to let you guys create a response to her. Also, she replied a while back. I'm still contemplating simply not making another thread because of how easily you guys could mess a lot of shit up for me in real life. Stay mad, Godbody.

Pulse tried sending emails to himself...he got no reply.