Lol
 

So I'm chillin with my hoe and her fam right now at a restaurant we rented out right. They are all Romanian and barely speak English and are blastin techno and robin thicke like it's the only thing spinnin on the air waves... Then I start to hear some Egyptian music and the dj says "belly dancers for the men!" so I'm like aight I'll let these tricks entertain my tired eyes and get a quicky on this booth with my bottom chick.... Then I see the hoe and she is like 42 years old and 8.5 lbs over weight with a double chin dancin around earnin $1 tips from these Europeans... I'm like really we got excited for this, sums up my year.

Is this particular establishment in Indonesia by any chance?

No of course it isn't.

And 8.5 pounds is a pretty accurate assessment just from looking at her, who are you Rainman?

Also 8.5 lbs isn't that overweight.

thick milfs i bet she knows how to slob on the knob.. older gals have more experience and are like fine wine.. only get better with age.. when it wrinkles too much you left the cap on the bottle too long tho -___-