Modern Family Quotes
 

"how do you talk black, end everything in izzle"

"you put the weasel on the end of the hose and it sprays, i put the weasel in my pants"

"i brought dinner, its lobster. did you catch them with your bare hands, no i bought them with my bare hands"

Hahaha man Modern Family is actually fucking hilarious imo

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"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial"

“I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.”

“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.”

lmao i love it....its a genius written

Cameron: we like broadway plays, What a shocker right?

Cameron is fixes pillows on couch, "does this look straight"
jay: "nothing about that is straight"

bump.......................

cam and mitch >

them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers

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them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers

just saw the episode where Mitch was trying to get Cam a job at that clothing store..'im doing everything i can do avoid making a scene'

I love that one

"gotta keep your eye on lilly she runs off"
"lilly lilly!"
"did you lose her?"
"no"
"check inside the freezer case"

phone convo between cam and mitch

'im trapped in a stall in the men's bathroom, and all i have on is a spider-man costume..'

'hot..who is this?'