Haha, might be a live battler
 

Not an official one really, in this sense.

A few of my friends have a party group, usually squat raves, forest parties in the summer. As part of their expansion, they're going to put a rap battling segment at some point in the night. There are some talented freestylers that come to these things, including the weird, fucked-up drug addicts. I've been asked to get involved. If this shit is filmed, it might be quite funny. I was thinking of putting on a suit and a top hat and being dubbed "The Gentleman".

DOOO ITTT!! It will actually be hilarious

sounds like a good time..

i like the title.. throw the suite on and make a gag outt it ahah

until you get shredded by the drug addicts

Looool "the gentleman" that shit would be jokes

Tbh, not tooting my own horn, I think I'd be in the top 0.0005%

That's why I thought fuck it, I've never taken this shit that seriously, I'll make a character instead of just being myself and acting like I have something to prove.

And Professor Monocle might be better, which one guys?

The Gentleman vs. TheSaurus

Professor Monocle vs. Real Talk

Which one sounds better? :D

Professor Monocle lmao I can't believe you considered that suggestion, I actually think it's dope though. Obvious you'd have to wear a monocle which could be hilarious.

Or how about "The Monocle" ? Combine our genius.

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It has to be as ridiculous as possible.

I'll probably show up at the party all prim, proper suit, top hat, a cravat and cane. But I'll be wasted probably by the time this happens.

I'll have a glass of Cognac in one hand.

The Monocle is dope. I'm laughing at the thought of this, tell me where and when thought I deff wanna witness this.