To my northern friends
 

I'll be battling just outside Manchester next weekend, I know none of you bastards will come but on the off chance you get bored AF and wanna come watch some battles and get drunk (and teach me how to get around Manchester) then get at me.

She wants you to have sex with her @SoupErb.

We all know what "Show me around" means.

"Show me around" referred to me trying to get from Manchester Piccadilly to Warrington in under an hour. I don't like buses, I'm too middle class for buses.

It's okay, I get it.

manchester ? UK? damn thought you meant nortern US , good luck though