Have Your Pulse Moment
 

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

Have your Pulse moment... Why are you so great?

i once defeated the guy that did all this shit. :high:

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=tb&id=397962

I told this guy he can't handle the hands & I did not lie.

My dicks huge, u can see it from space.

I fart extremely loud & everyone else in the room says they did it.

I taught Buddha to chill out.

#threadfail

i led the horse to the water then raped it

---------- Post added at 11:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 AM ----------

...as it was drinking

I agree that this is a thread fail

But this is twice in 3 days that ADONIS calls out daddys name..

Thread fail/Dickride attempt successful

For this I bestow upon you the honor of being within 3 feet of the God...Im afraid that might still be dicksucking range for you, lets make it 10 ft

That was actually quite funny.

But then you ruined it.

:(