Real or not real??
 

The year is 1999. . I'm headed for work at 6:30 in the morning, afer a long night of LSD and booze. . I drive a 67' Ford truck, three on the tree shifter, and its a rainy morning. . I take the back road, that just happens two have two dips, I know that on the second dip if you stay to the far right its not as severe. . Being that its raining when my tires touch the grass/mud on the far right, my tires on that side slip and the bed of my truck swings to the right. . I of course counter steer my wheel the oppoite drection and because the road is also wet now my truck bed is swinging to he left. . Thats when my door flys open. . Keep in mind its an old truck, heavy doors, all rubber mats, only a lap belt wich no longer latched. . As I reach for the door while trying to correct my rear end, my foot slips from my wet shoes and rubber mat. . The next thing I know my foot makes contact with the road and I'm sucked out of m truck. . Not completely though. . While getting pulled out when my foot contacted the road, I grab hold of my door handle and my steering wheel and actually run along the road with my truck a few strides. . The next thing I know im being dragged while gripping the door and steering wheel on my truck, I look down see grass and let go. . I do a few rolls in a soft ditch and am on my feet looking at my truck go through yards by itself door open Cypress Hill, Temples of Boom bumpin from my unmanned vehicle. . It manages not to hit a single tree or house or any other unforseable object as it slowly rolled into an old chain link fence. . Having only a few grass stains myself I collect my thoughts and truck and make it to work on time. :)

Dude, I've had a Dump truck tire detach while going down the road by my old apt, fly at a perfect 45 degree angle to miss a telephone pole, a post, a fence, go under a set of steps, fly through my window without touching the sides, rebound off a wall and land on my coffee table where I was sitting, just seconds after leaving the room.

I'll accept a lot of shit as possible.

I once through a ninja star at my homie and it stuck in the wall right behind him and it look like it should have hit him in the chest lol dont get me started on the random shit... I believe it..