Dont fucking lie to me yo...
 

be real. how many of yall REALLY been in life threatening situations.

describe.

Was driving one day .. Looked and seen a homie getting jumped by 3 kids. So I pulled over went in the trunk pulled out a bat and smashed one dead in the back of the skull. Dropped em one kid ran the other one pulled the Hamma to my cheek and he said give me a reason.. And honestly I'm not a tough guy but I didn't wanna look like a bitch and have em punk me he was my weight and height I could take him. So I said " fuck u shoot better kill me. Ya don't your done" he pulled and it just clicked. It jammed up or either since it was a revolver , the slot closest to getting fired had no bullet so nothing came out. Soon as i heard tht noise I just kneed him as fast and hard as I could in the gut he felll I just stomped his head and chest while trying to take the gun out his hands.. Luckily my boy who was getting jumped came and yanked it out his hands. Then we took turns stomping.. Really thought I was dying true story

@ Henry Pym nigga with ur sugar levels and cholesterol ya whole life is a life threatening situation..

I spilt tea all over my Sky remote earlier today. I'm such a threatening clumsy cluts.

lol @ haz...he pulled it and it clicked...how convenient

Car Crashes MOSTLY......

aye Haz...that sounds like a movie my dude...i wonder why he only clicked it once though

I lost the remote to my TV......worst 2 days of my life.

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Losing the TV remote>3 Years in the pen .....Trust me

i was driving to humbolt county (way north california) and fell asleep at the wheel, hypnotized by the winding roads, it was crazy. i pulled myself out of the sleep vortex (it really felt like that, like someone was pulling me backwards into unconsciousness) and slammed on the breaks. we got out the car to check it out and i had stopped literally within an inch of cliff to vertical drop.. and i was driving my friends heavy ass navigator we woulda be dead or crippled

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oh and my two other friends in the car were asleep already

I was in quite a bad car crash. Oh and I pissed off the wrong group of people once and they tried to kill me for like 6-8 months lmfao was funny though so we kept provoking it