I Just Beat The Shit Outta These 3 Punks
 

Aight, so. These 3 highschool wannabe thugs snatched my homie's little bro's candy bag & took off running. So I chased these kids down. I socked the kid with the bag in the back of the head. He was out. Then I just punched the other 2 out. I mean, how the fuck you gonna steal a kid's candy bag. The kid's like 7. You know how much that candy meant to him? You should've seen his face when I handed him his bag back. It made my night.
Anyone else experience anything similar?

You beat up three kids? Sweet man.

Yeh, i pissed in someone's drink

made my fuckin day

Just Make Sure You Don't Get Sued, Fucking Greedy Parents Will Sue ANYONE These Days.
And That's Cool Man, Not Necessarily The Fighting But Getting Your Homie's Bro Candy Back, Fucking Kids These Days Have NO Shame.

How's That A Pause? Lol

lmao. I seen some kid getting chased down the street by a guy with a chainsaw a few years back. It was supposed to be just for fun, but the kid was genuinely terrified and the guy never told him it was a joke. He just stopped chasing and came up to my front porch laughing like the shit was funny. I told him to get the fuck out my face.

I'm 19 & these kids were 17/18, so it's not like I beat up little kids or something. Lol.

No. True stuff. These kids were pussies. I didn't knock them out. The first kid just fell down & laid there. The other two I punched like twice & they ran away. Idk why I said "I punched them out". Misleading there. My bad. But this actually happened.

Jason: “Are you someone who loves to one-up everyone's story?”
Black-Book: “No, I know a guy way worse at that than me.
Lol, Just Watched Zombieland