I hate being a skeptic.
 

This started when I joined college. There was a hypnotism show on and everyone was doing crazy things. In my mind, hypnotism isn't real, so when all my friends were saying that it was real and that I was wrong, I got bored and unimpressed, while they had an awesome time. I later proved it wrong by talking to the people involved, but still..

And now, Dynamo has a TV Show on Watch. He's like a rip off of Chris Angel, but better. Anyways, I watch this with people who are mesmorized, yet I know it's staged. He is doing things like asking a random dude for a glass bottle, getting it, and then twisting it and giving him it back. This is against scientific reality, and therefore must be staged. I know this, it's obvious to me, but everyone else loves the show and is amazed by what he does. It's ruined for me.

Anyone else get this shit?

Nah...I don't believe shit anymore. The older I get the more cynical I get..... even to my beloved conspiracy theories. Hypnotism didn't work on me.... and I did it in a controlled setting w/ a professional, none of this live show crap, it was supposed to bring back sense memory.... I'll just stick to dropping acid and watching Fantasia.

I know how to do hypnotism........it's not a load of shit.

You're a load of shit.

Fuck you.

E: I'll explain it to you fools when I get back from work.

Well I believe hypnotism as in putting someone to sleep. I dont believe it as controlling someone's mind.

I don't believe in anything really. It sucks as it ruins alot of shit.

I once had a street performing magician show me a "magic trick"... he showed me a card from his deck...made me write my name on it with a sharpie....then he did his alakazam shit on it...and all of a sudden the shit was in my wallet. Now logically, I understand he had a partner that is a good pickpocket, and they got me while I was distracted with the cards shuffling, but all my homies were bugging like the dude was Merlin or something. I mean, props on the slight of hand. But prestidigitation is not magic.....

Dono been on his Rain Matrix again.

It's not mind control, really. It's.....complicated. I'll post a big long thing about it when I get back if you remind me.

Well, card tricks are different. The dudes can do man slight of hand. Pen and Teller do that shit all the time, and do it in front of you, no pick pocketing. Card tricks are usually real, but just with method and skill.

That's what I'm saying.... to me, all that shit is slight of hand. If you quack like a duck onstage cuz some fool told you too...... it's because you wanted o be part of the show. I did a past life regression with a therapist once who attempted to use hypnotism on me..... Her voice was relaxing.....but not for one second was my consciousness altered, expanded, or affected. I didn;t even get sleepy. I'm telling you...the only magic in the world is mind expanding drugs and meditation.

That's sort of right.

Also all my tires are shredded (assholes) so guess I won't be going to work for a bit.

they dont call themselves magicians nowadays, they are illusionists, i dont think they want u to think its real, jus have a good time figuring out how they did what they did, chris angel said himself none of the shit he did was real, n he even showed how he did some of the shit, they hire a few actors to play along with the real crowd, then when they levitate or whatever, they fix it up with the camera to make it look more real, but that shit he did when he went across the grand canyon with his skin hooked to hooks connected to the helicopter was pretty impressive

[QUOTE=wigsplit;654490]they dont call themselves magicians nowadays, they are illusionists, i dont think they want u to think its real, jus have a good time figuring out how they did what they did, chris angel said himself none of the shit he did was real, n he even showed how he did some of the shit, they hire a few actors to play along with the real crowd, then when they levitate or whatever, they fix it up with the camera to make it look more real, but that shit he did when he went across the grand canyon with his skin hooked to hooks connected to the helicopter was pretty impressive[/QUOTE]

Hahaha...only cuz you're a sick bastard Wig......I say that with all due respect lol.

your tires are jus an illusion, but really though, that sucks. you got enemies? crazy baby mama? live next to vandals?

Legerdemain
I Can Fool Anyone

And Yes
Even Myself

While Lizman is a fool, I don't know that he has the ability to fool.

@cath, yeah, but I wouldnt be caught doin that shit, it would suck to have your skin ripped off right before you plummet to your death, but it was a crazy stunt to do, he benched a hummer while layin on a bed of nails too, thats nuts

Shut Up Noob
Go Fuck Yourself In The Eyesocket

At a tattoo convention....I saw a guy hooked up from his back flesh to a rack about 6 feet up. It wasn't a helicopter over the grand canyon..... but it was still pretty gnarly.

I'm a noob alright Lizzy.....with 8x the respect you'll ever get in your life. How does it feel to know you suck at everything you try? Your beats, GARBAGE, your raps? GARBAGE. I'll fuck myself in the eye socket when you script 8 lines that don't suck. Not one line that doesn't suck and 7 that do. Kill your self Hanz

I Have Achieved More Respect Than You Will Ever Have
No Matter If I Have Next To None Now Or Not
You Couldn't Beat Me Being A Thai Whore

Really? cuz I beat you when I posted an open and you tried to "snipe a noob".

lmao he called u Hanz, and yeah, mofuckas are straight weirdos hookin themselves up n jus chillin, wtf, fuckin bleeders n shit

No, You Won
Undeservedly, But You Did Win
But You In No Way Actually Beat Me

Yeah, In no way did I beat you...,except for in the opinions of others. Just because you think you're good at stuff, doesn't mean you are. If no one has ever told you you're good, on the contrary, EVERYONE ALWAYS tells you how much you suck.....it's not a conspiracy to keep you down.....it's probably because you suck.

Look At The Weirdos That Voted You Dumb Fuck

Okay.... so three weirdos voted for me. And no weirdos', or vets, or anything else, EVER voted for you.... what does that tell you. Look bro, you know you're a joke right? You're a punchline about failed complexity.... you know that right? That's all you'll ever be remembered for, nonsensical gibberish. I thought Germans were supposed to be precise.......

If I Prove You Wrong Are You Going To Leave The Site Forever?
Because I Certainly Can In Everything You Just Said

In your gibberish sense of self satisfaction and retarded complexity, I'm sure you have an answer for everything. So no...I won't leave the site. Picking on you is too much fun.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Fuck...hahahaha, I haven't Seen Freddy Got Fingered in ages......I think it's time for breakfast, a bowl, and a movie lol

this is complex

tom green owns xzibit in a rap battle

Btw
I'm Pulling All The Ropes Here Catharsis

No...your playing with a bunch of sausages........FAGGOT.

Wow
.......
WOW

Ah
I Said Too Much

I'm done w/ you Lizzy, You're not funny, or insulting, or even relevant anymore. Beef with you is like a Boca Burger.............................. absolutely no beef at all.

i personally love the criss angel show - and i hate watching it/talking about it with ppl who are skeptics...i kno that shits not real but if you cant come to an instant conclusion, then let it be and enjoy it

LOL wig ive seen that tom green shit - homie actually inst bad...i was expecting soo much worse