You know you Ghetto when
 

This is always a funny thread but.

Only post true ish that relates with you or around you

You know your ghetto when your Classmates use Zip Lock bags as a Pencil Pouch

You know you ghetto when you eat your cereal with cold water

You know you Ghetto when you have to hop in your Neighbor Hood Bus that has to drive thru City Floods during A normal rainy day

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You know your ghetto when the weed your selling is herbs from the kitchen cabinet...:high:

you know your ghetto when your hood is full of nothing but gangsta's drivin old ass police cars

You know your ghetto when 7 out of 10 women in your hood have bigger biceps than the average man...:high:

That's NOT that Ghetto.

You know you ghetto when 75% of your Neighbors and who live in your City ride a Bus.

I think you mistaked ''You know you live in A Circus Freak Tent when''

You know you live in the ghetto when Your national known Rappers roll around and transport themselves in Scooters

haha...perhaps


You know your ghetto when transport is always the main discussion...:rolleyes:

you know your ghetto when your neighboorhood watch is litterly, a watched passed around by your neighboors

You actually have a Rock Band. (Around here in Costa Rica, Only HIGH class can have that) And when I mean HIGH CLASS. I mean like the President's son. Etc.

You know your ghetto when you see people rocking ''HOLISTAR'' and ''ABERCRUMBIE'' around your town.

I SWEAR! to Anyone in LB that anything I'll say will beat yall cuz I'm in Semi-Devoloped Central American place.

You know you ghetto that when It Floods in the City and the gutter pipes bust, Kids swim in the streets. (No joke either)

You know your ghetto because you live there...:high:

Is you really fucking selling Herbs? (LOL! <-Wow)

You know you ghetto when your local shops and restaurants use old coke bottles/etc. for their sauces and shit.

You know you ghetto when you gotta use this Pipe to hold the T.V Signal, and hold it against the Corner of your wall.

You know you're ghetto when your backseat window is gone and you put plastic from a garbage bag over it and duct-taped it...

You know you're ghetto when you buy a big ass juice for $1 and its in English & Spanish

You know you're ghetto if you have a corner store nearby run by some hick ass arabs or dominicans

You know you're ghetto when your jeans have holes in em and you still wear them, hopin ppl think the jeans came like that, when really they didnt

You know you're ghetto when its rainin out and you dont got an umbrella and you throw a plastic grocery bag on ya head

You know you're ghetto when your towns laundromat uses da old washers/dryers...oh & has a fuckin arcade

You know you're ghetto when you use a pencil til its so short the erasers almost touchin the point

You know you're ghetto when you use da same backpack for the past 3-4 years and also a lot of da same folders/binders, and same gym lock

My parents use to buy those jackets

You know your ghetto if your Corner store is owned by some Chinese trying speak Spanish

LOL...too much...LOL :high:

That's just saving your Pencil. (lol)

But seriously bout that Zip Lock bag. LOl i laughed my ass off today

I'd win hands down.

You know you ghetto when

-You take your girl to Mcdonalds & only order a happy meal, with two waters.
-Your furniture is covered in plastic.
-You steal cable from your neighbor.(or its under your 5yr olds name)
-whoop your kids in public with a switch.
-still think Tupac is alive.
-someone you know is named after an alcoholic drink like Brandy or Cristal like the champagne
-your corner store ice cream man closes the doors when police drive by
-Your closet wardrobe consists of vintage jerseys from different teams.
-put grease you already cooked with in a jar
-ever sold or traded food stamps
-Your grandma has a mustache, and drinks Alazay all day while watching Montel than says suga come rub your granmamas corns.

FUNNIEST THA ZIP LOCK PENCIL CASE


you know your ghetto wen you HANG plastic bags for rubbish bins

you know your ghetto when your tv is smaller then a computer screen

you know your ghetto when yu see half ripd toilets rolls in the bathroom (NASTY)
have actually seen this before lol derro drug dealers i nearly vomited

Hahahahaa!!!

you know you ghetto when you wrap your joints in newspaper paper!

You know you're ghetto when you roll a pinner out of 3-4 roaches.

when you have a Popeye's down the block.

When there's always someone begging for change outside of that Popeyes.

when there are cops stationed to keep watch on your block.

when there's an opened hydrant on your block and little kids are playing in the water.

when you have a corner store that sells single cigarettes and beef patties.

when there's a lazy-boy chair outside your apartment building for people to sit on.

o shit!!! lol

LOL, some funny shit here.

You know your NOT ghetto when you brag about the "Fact" (lol) that you live in one?

You know your GHETTO when people walk the streets with trolleys, pushing their every belongings to another peice of shelter they hope to keep dry under.

You know your GHETTO when people get killed daily, in the radius of like 5 miles.

Please... it cant be THAT bad if you can happily talk about it on the internet. It seems you LIKE living in a ghetto? (And if some dumb motherfucker says they do... you really dont live in a ghetto).

noo thats a luxury...i cant find beef patties to save my life :mad:

thats just smart weed conservation - and i thought i was the only person who did that lmao :high:

beef patties are miraculous.

Co-Signed...
You Know You Really Ghetto When You Don't Know Your Dad And Your Mom...
And When You Take 4 Showers Just tha Stay Cool When You Got No A/C
And When You Gotta Look Both Ways To Cross The Street,And A Third To See If Anyone Is Coming Hoping You Won't Get Jumped...

...inside of a loaf of cocoa bread......dont get me started

You know you ghetto when you go to a funeral and someone tries to jump in the coffin.
You know you ghetto when your 4 year old has a perm.
You know you ghetto when you use kool-aid to dye your hair.
You know you ghetto if you know what S-Curl is.
You know you ghetto if you keep money in your socks
You know you ghetto if you ever used a hanger for a tv antenna
You know you ghetto when you put dubs on a $1,000 car.
You know you ghetto when you have the same babydaddy as your best friend
You know you ghetto if you ever seen Mokane down your block

anything mic said was FAR from ghetto

lol.

lol beef patties

you know you ghetto when white plastic chairs are your living room sofa, furniture. etc

you know your ghetto when you wonder why the fuck you opened up this website

you know you ghetto when you eat ramen noodles without cooking them, you just open em and dump the flavor on

i just imagine that^