BORED? Yo Momma!!
 

Lets get a yo momma jokes thread goin, when ever u bored just drop one...

Your mom is a platinum w"rapper"... She w"rap" a million burritos...

Ya motha neck so strong she cud Drink Peanut Butter

Yo mommas teeth so crooked she could chew on nails and spit out cork screws

yo mommas so fat....she blockes the sun.....and shes behind me

Ya motha so bald she get in the shower and get brainwashed

Ya Motha so short she gotta slam dunk her bus token

Ya mother breath so bad she see a proctologist to get her teeth cleaned

Nigga ya motha got 3 tongues and she talk Like Dis .... Like Dis ... Like Dis .....

son...you KNOW ya moms got no damn teeth...but chew 'gums' all day!

Ur moms so dumb she thought letsbeef wuz a cookin show...

Cuzz .... I told ya moms to turn da TV on and she gave it a lapdance

Yo moms so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

true...but damn...you aint tell em that ya moms so old n ugly she gotta have phone sex..on a rotary phone

K's mama soo stupid she invented a silent car alarm

ur moms so old her social security number is 000-00-0001

Gud money .... but ya moms teeth so big everytime she sneeze she bites her chest

Ya moms so old she was in high school when dat joke came out

ur moms so dumb she thought T-Mobile was Lipton on wheels...

your mom, still thinks 2pacs alive, what a retard

Ur mom so dumb she got "stabbed" in a "shoot out" den got hit by a parked car when she tried to get away...

yeah, but damn...ya moms got no neck...uses Head and Shoulders shampoo religiously

hhahahahahaha this was my favorite so far..

but that brainwash shit was hilarious too..

Ya mama so ugly the wolfman watch her wen he wants a scare...

ya mama such a whore..................... she................ ummmm................

ummm...she ummm.....

shit..forgot wut i was gonna say ...ya mama kinda threw me off a bit givin me one hell of a good blow job....

Damn ... dat wuda got me if it wasnt for da fact dat ya Moms got a pirate patch .. a wooden leg ... and her nickname is Eyedrops

dont try to act like your mom aint a drug fiend...she like a window, one rock and she ready for crack...yo momma so fat she play hide and seek with her belly button...yo momma so fat and white, when she takin a shit it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milkdud...LMAO!

ya moms so fat her ankles' the size of a baby elephant.. bitch gotta parachute into her pants, thats the only way she get her trunks on.

your moms such a ho she runs the gloryhole operations for all the truckstops on the east coast

and she earned that nickname...but damn...just cuz ya mom's so fat she gotta wear men's slacks dont mean the hood gotta call her Billy Jeans

omg your mom got one big tittie and one lil tittie, her nickname biggie smalls

thats def true... but ya momma so fat she neverrrr leaves the couch. They say she "lost control er" herself...

ur momma so hairy when she take a shower it looks like gorillas in the mist

ur moms so hairy when you get near her vagina, a loudspeaker informs you that your now entering the planet of the apes

your momma so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Tyra Banks' forehead.

Well her lopsided tits are a shame but your moms pussy is so wide I have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

Ur moms crib so nasty niggas wipe they feet on da way out...

Ya mamas pussys so loose fat camps use it as a waterslide....

your mammas so ghetto, the bitch plays c-lo for 2nds at the dinner table

ur moms so fat dey use da crumbs in her panties to fertilize fields in idaho...

ur moms so dumb she plays c-lo wit 2 dice...

yo momma's so dumb that she fucked your daddy without a rubber and had you

*nods head* harsh.................. but incredibly fair

ya mothes so stupid, i asked her if she was down............... she said no and then took some ritalin