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What's some of ya'll's personally favorite lines of your own?
Doesn't have to be a good punch or crazy wordplay—definitely can—but shit that just gave you a good chuckle could count (most of mine are that lol) or just flowed well. Just personally favorite lines, no real concrete basis.
Here were mine up until I stopped reading (included a line from the battle I sent SEUL OVER A YEAR AGO HOMIE). :guns::guns: 'Try This Again' if ya Feel It, B—cause 'aNOTHER TAKE'S ALL YA 'CUTTIN'''!!! Ohhhh SON IS BRAVE WITH THE 'BUTTONS'??! I could 'rock 'em' with a 'Single Key'—that's a 'RUNAWAY INTRODUCTION'!!! --*flip on [I Aint CUTTIN BREAKS.. FIND THIS little bitch missin like RUNAWAY MINORS!!]-- Who STEPPIN' UP??? ..Is that a Step Back or Step Forwards? My Clap-Back is Before Yours; not Four Words into your "Foreword" I'm 'penning' your 'EPI'-"LOGue" when I 'inject this dOpE' thru the "Floorboards"!!! Come 'n*Heave At A Vet, better Swing For The Fence, I got my*Drink 'n a Mitt, I'm on my RAMPART CHILLIN'. No need for*Leavin' the Bench ..bro 'bout as good as*Sleeves On A Vest. I'm shouting, "Bring on the Next!!"*as I'm (W)ringing Ya Neck like some MYANMAR WOMAN. There's no CHANCE YOU AIM BACK, im SWIFT BLOWIN' CHUMPS. yeaaah, I'll UNSTRAP FOR AKAPP(a cap) - that's how MILK OPENS UP. Ya'll KNOW THIS. On my David Blane when he vanishes like HOCUS POCUS. Cause this bitch beating me makes as much sense as a Snake with SCOLIOSIS. MAY-NE-AK(maniac)??! ill "Have Em Collapsin'" like how MAY, KNEE ACT after i "Bust Caps" not talkin' bout "Gatlines or Magnums".im PAST PUNCHIN' FOOLS 'n BATT'LIN FUCKIN' DUDES. this FAG'S NOTHIN' COOL!! the only reason kid's would even like 'May' is cuz its he's LAST MONTH OF SCHOOL!!!! iight iight, my LINES'LL BEST EM, you're the "littler guy" and with those "pittiful rhymes" you couldn't make "HeadLines" with a SURPRISED EXPRESSION. :monkey::monkey: That's all I got, it was a humbling experience reading back hahaha lemme see what yall got though. |
I genuinely don't think I've seen a self diss this bad in years.
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Specifically said no concrete basis other than what you found amusing yourself bc I knew your sorry ass would pop up tryna make it personal for NO reason hahahah. We clearly don't see eye to eye on our tastes & preferences & that's alright with me—idk why other people's anything always rustles your feathers. You should battle more so your beef don't always spill into the forums or just send me bars. You think it's such a self diss than post your own favorites homie, let us compare?????????????
Honestly what hip hop do you even listen to? What's your favorite artists? I'm curious to see where you even derive your tastes. You piss 'n moan about ppl not liking the website & then actively drive people away with your whack ass attitude. You're negative af lol. Idk who hurt you but I feel for you man. Your insecurity shows loud over the internet, I can't imagine what kind of weird ass gargoyle you are in real life. Post a selfie homie. ---------- Post added at 08:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:35 PM ---------- Let's do a perma ban battle |
well this escalated pretty quick lol
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im SWIFT BLOWIN' CHUMPS
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I made a cypher with my favourite bars I wrote in 2020, just to get them safe in case opponents delete etc. Might have a look through to post a few in here tho, this is a cool idea
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Toss his body in the air, DAMN HE’S UP HIGH... but “Lands Broken Into Several Pieces“ like PANGEAN TIMES!!
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Don't recall me ever using these but I like to look at them every now and then haha..
Ya chick don't think God is real? Better GO BAPTIZE HER 10 rounds, 'five go to the other side, and come back'' so when ya HOE CATCH FIRE just know 'bae can play the nonbeliever' til she gets hit with the OLD FLATLINERS!! And... What I 'dust, sitting in the corner' could more than puffy ya eyes up and this 'Long-nose staring at you from down the hall' ain't an UGLY ADMIRER |
Wasn't my line, but the dopest line i ever read was by @Odin
The Eagle's noisey, it'll have you putting 'Hands on your head', it's SQUARKINGS RELENTLESS! -This will be the most bitten bar of all time... |
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"I'm Cortical Versed, Conceiving Thoughts That'll Disturb The Seasons, Thinking This Twerp Gon Beat Me Like Stopping A Bird From Beaking, Locking Up Stern For Speeches, Impossible And Scarily Eerie, Like Swapping Out Durst For Beatles, Cockney Slang Word Completions"
- From Never Released 32 Line 7 Syllable Battle From 2013/2014 (Later Released As Cypher) |
Do birds often "beak"?
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It's A Natural Habit Of Theirs. ---------- Post added at 08:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:44 PM ---------- Also, It's Meant To Be "Not Possible And Scarily Eerie". Could Not Find The Original Text Before So Wrote It Off The Head. |
@eth You're pretty good w the comedic personals ngl but I still think you stand on a weird pedestal coming in here like that. Send me some bars or get out of my thread you fkn pastry
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Nah..
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This shit I wrote for Row was aight...
Topical Final '15, He refused to lose desPITE THE VOTERS INSISTANCE so he'd 'try medalling in the routine' without the 'TITLE HOPES OF A GYMNAST', needing friendly voters with Exclusives so he'd BUY HIS HOMIES ADMITTENCE and 'use that gas to get ahead' like the 'NITRO FOAMING A GUINNESS'!! Fast Forward a few months, Pugz miniMIZED THE BULK OF HIS SENTENCE and unWISELY CHOSE AN APPRENTICE but despite 'the machine behind him, helping', they 'couldn't HIDE THAT ROW BOT ASSISTANCE'! He thought he'd 'lamp when it's covered up' but since the SITE WITHHOLDS THEIR FORGIVENESS he 'couldn't shine with that much shade'...he wasn't the 'BRIGHTEST BULB TO BEGIN WITH'!! |
U need a gps to find anything' resembling annyhing remotely creative on this website not even hating but that was a jumbled up ramble of non sense wtf are u even going on about n the forced rhymes kill me well I was hoping so Reading a ramble of
Instance Gymnast Admittance And a 2 for 1. Bonus of.. Nitro foaming guinness blah blah sentence ( jail,and he really thought he knocked it out the park with that í ½í¸•) Assistance Forgiveness And the big ending being his friend want begin with Omg what a remedial jumbled up cluster fuck of bland azz rhymes wow .I don't even write but idc def dumb or blind ain't no way that's anyone's favorite lines lol jus akward words to rhyme in ur ode to ur dim friend who was smart enough to peace he fuck out on u at any cost |
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This is like Mike tyson versus Jake paul n I don't even use punches to break jaws sniffen 8 balls Cuz I skimmed thru that lame sauce n it didn't take long to see the only mystery caint solve |
Ayoooo...
Acted against belief's...can u hear the dissonance??
My soul is torn...i'm hanging on by the ligaments.. Quite the predicament.. How would this look in another light?? Divertissement with a twist to It... That might not be ya cup of tea..... lemme drop a few punches... If i throw u off a roof....would u take offense later?? Or just die on the way down like Prince in the elevator?? Death's chasing me...i hardly run from Starsky's.. Got the reaper on my back like the Son's of Anarchy..... I been crazy...flip out & offend ladies.. Throw M&M's at babies and scream "I'm Slim Shady" I got quotables galore...its what im notable for.. Hater's are like locksmith's....they make a bolt for the door... While Golddiggers ask Kanye "Where's the money at?" Girls love M...they Diggum like HoneySmacks... A honeydip of a heffalump...quick to eff u up.. Hey Buddy Love is Annoying...Ask Professor Klump Such a drama queen, even ya mama's mean.. Witches dress up n go out as her for halloween.. She prolly park her broom in a handicapped space.. So stuck up...its like her nose is on a giraffe's face... I dont need a finder's keeper's loser's weeper's boo.. Such a hateful wench...did the grinch steal ya easter 2?? Lawd...i could go on for yrs... Figured id give yall a lil summin summin... Salute... |
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