Would You Rather...
 

... Be blind in one eye or Have a penis the size of BizzyOne's hands?

Answer and post a new one.

Wait, how big are his Bizzy One's hand?

Blind in one eye doesn’t seem that bad compared to the alternative.
@BizzyOne to thread. They roastin you homie.

Blind in one eye. Otherwise jerking off would be like a little game of bizzys bloody knuckles.

Ok.

You're in a bed. Your dad is behind you, his penis is in your ass. Your mom is in front of you, your penis is in her vagina. To get out you have to move backwards or forwards. Would you rather back up to your dad, or push forward into your mom?

What in the actual fuck lmaooo

Just answer the question damnit!

By the sound of it, it would be hard to see my penis with both eyes if it was that size, so I think the logical choice is to just be blind in one.

Yeah, I'd be blind.

Yall are ducks

I’m moving forward. I don’t think I’ve ever answered a more fucked up question in my life so you’re payin for my therapy sessions.

AGGOTDARK

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, or sit on a cake and eat dick?

Moving forward.



Would you rather be fisted by an anthropomorphic cactus, or let Jennifer Aniston peg you for an hour with a studded bad dragon strap on?

Cactus. @REZN

What flavor is the cake?

The jennifer Aniston one. For sure. I'd take a tentacle dong for her. I'm takin pics though.

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Let's say, German chocolate.

Anything for Jennifer Aniston.

Also, @Rican why in the world would you pic living cactus fist?

I like Cacti.

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You would ask that question.

What flavor is the dick?

Even more then letting Rachael from friends give your brown eye a black eye? I'd do it just to piss off Ross.

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Let's say German chocolate

:monkey::monkey:

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I never have seen one episode of FRIENDS tbh

I should of know better than to post this thread with Aggo online :D

I almost INB4'd this, just so you know. Lol.


Is there penetration, or am I just sitting ON a dick? Is the dick I'm eating cooked or raw?

Getting obsessed with the dick, @Rant?

Let Jennifer Aniston peg you for an hour with a studded bad dragon strap on. I would imagine that hurting far less than a spikey cactus getting lodged up my ass.

These are important questions tho Rico

I prefer to make educated decisions. Don't you have some cacti to get ass fucked by, or something?

Continue.

I'd rather be blind in one eye for I am comfortable with the size of my cock as is.

It didn't specify where the fisting would take place.

Therefore, I can choose.

Honestly. What were you thinking.

Ok.

Would you rather play would you rather with Aggo but every choice you make you have to actually do irl. Or have to be in the same room as EtH while he fucks your mom and dirty talks her with that horrendous accent. You're allowed to close your eyes but your imagination would likely be worse than the real thing.

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Raw dick. No penetration initially, but you better be really unsexy when eating that cake.

Knowing you I'd probably let EtH bang me mum since you would just come up with something even worse. Idk, like BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF MOM AND DAD.

Hmmmm im gonna have to say... save mama, put my life in the hands of Aggo.


Would you rather....

BE Lizman or BE Bnas

Lizman

You... Know what fisting is, right?

Can I BE dead?

Nah honestly I'd rather be Lizman. He at least has this built up idea of his super intelligence to where nothing affects him, whereas Bnas is tissue-soft about everything that happens in his life.

Would you rather walk into a strip club with Pugz as the stripper/dancer and forced to have him give you a lap dance or would you rather be the Pugz's dancer/stripper when he walks into the strip club?

Lizman.



Would you rather let someone finger fuck your dick hole with their pinky, or masturbate with a glove dipped in hot glue and glass shards?

I think I would rather stroke my cock with glass shards.