WRITING EXERCISE
 

so for anyone who wants to better themselves i found a cool exercise where you use a random noun generator and use each noun given to make a punch around. for extra brownie points you can use a word generator and use one of those words to make a wordplay in the bar as well. i'm going to be using this thread quite a lot, so anyone is free to hop in and try it as well.

also you can obviously use any bar you write in here in the future.

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Governance
Grammar
Larch
Washbasin

my first 4 words^

you light with strikes, YA KNOWIN WHEN THUNDER HITS when i give em 'public crucification' like DRACONIAN GOVERNANCE

i smash this thug, bash his mug, ya DEAD WITH HAMMER HITS the only time you 'ya blowin up a storm' is usin REDNECK GRAMMAR BITCH

i stab em with needles, so i hit these BAD KIDS WIT HARD STREAMS the only time you 'capture a natural theme' is if ya SNAP PICS OF LARCH TREES

he think he underground, but he meant he rap from his MOMS BASEMENT so if he 'explode with a clean drop' i KNOCKED HIS FACE INto a WASH BASIN

MOMS BASEMENT / WASH BASIN [3 syllables]
KNOCKED HIS FACE IN [4 syllables]

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Sandstorm

The word I just got? Sounds like SAND-MAN WHEN HE FARTS! Shit's crazy- Bitch, maybe it's like when VAN DAMME TELLS THE GUARDS he'll impersonate the Winter Soldier, takes 'em to the room where he HANGS THAT METAL ARM!

thanks for the point out.

imma go ahead and maybe do another four. http://www.desiquintans.com/articles/noungenerator.php

I get where you're going but WASH and MUMS doesn't rhyme for Australians lmaoo.
:monkey:

I'm from the UK. It don't rhyme here but in America it does

Fiberglass
Fishing
Squash
Trigonometry

his head will bruise, from the face kicks, i'm ona whole nother FIGHTER CLASS n if i said ur gurl was 'flexible to use' i don't mean FIBERGLASS

if i said 'my tommahawk cut' it's STEAKS I'M DISHIN he got a history of 'catching catfish' so no one doubts he GREAT AT FISHIN


he tried to be precise when rapping but INSTEAD HE BOTCH i'll take ya double helix n 'pull them strings apart' like SPAGHETTI SQUASH

when i explain the law of cosines, won't need a co-sign this KID WILL HONOR ME cause see, we equal? nah you a square plus i beat you, then it's minus when i see too divide 2 a b, which makes them half of me and that's TRIGONOMETRY (law of cosines: cos C= a2 + b2 -c2 / 2ab)

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you about to take a loss like tryin to use EUROS IN CHINA BITCH plus 'study him in cell, that's a nervous system' no NEUROBIOLOGIST

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beat em like a red headed step child, so he a WEASLE THIS DUDE only 'supports works of greatness' if he was the EASLE I USED

Wow.

why does it say posted by lizman lmfaoooo

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he couldn't 'drop hot shit' takin DUMP IN A STALL so he gunna 'shut down n throw fits' like TRUMP N HIS WALL and he not 'sick, he just green' like GUMBY Y"ALL n 'suckin lonzos nuts' the only time he'd ever be DUNKIN A BALL

Lol

yo i'm 'grippin these rounds' like i TOUCH YA MOMS BOOBS when this 'faggot hit the keys' his habbit eventually will be blastin ELTON JOHN TUNES

TOUCH YA / ELTON ??

lool. sshh