Top Contenders for Cypher of the Year
 

I'm going through the cyphers to try to pick one for the Awards, figured I'll throw this up for people to go through.

First up we've got @Rant 's take on @RULE 's classick "How to Rob...A Lets Beef Textcee" concept:

Next we see @Erk take a creative stab at a Pokemon concept cypher:

Just text or audio also?

There is no audio cypher of the year award, that I know of.

Yo don't forget my random bars dump https://www.letsbeef.com/cypher_deta...on=tb&id=68404

Fuck China weapons, I buy American!

My words simply cannot describe how honored I am to be on such a list. However, I feel like I truly do not deserve this but I am beyond thankful for the kind recognition.

You're literally only on this list because you dropped a cypher this year, cuckstrodamus.

Wow, what a retarded thing to say. But coming from an actual retard such as yourself I guess I'm not surprised. We've had more text cyphers this year than the ones listed in this thread. But of course, your impaired cognition prevents you from understanding this.

I'm glad you were abused.

I'm glad you slit your wrists.

Good thing I've never done that, then. Cut your throat again, faggot.

@Seul we both beg to differ.

Keep denying facts though, wak you live a lie to help yourself cope with your pathetic life.

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Yeah that's right, foh you cognitively impaired monkey fuck.

The facts, are that that was a picture of me spitting blood after punching myself in the face during a meltdown. I don't deny shit, palzor. I own up to mines. Too bad we can't say the same about you.

Edit: It was dick shaped, too.

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Well, at least I don't punch myself while I'm having a meltdown AND MAKE MYSELF BLEED DAFUQ?!?!

Like how autistic does on have to be?

That's because you hit like a bitch.

Dude, I can punch you half as hard as I potentially could and you'll be on the ground screaming in high pitched autism. I literally have scars on my fists from putting dents in lockers which if you ask me is a lot better than punching my own face. I mean I can see why you punched yourself though, you're ugly as FUCK! Let's compare, shall we?

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Lol. You'd get pressed, twink.

Lol. Okay, says the fat, autistic pacifist who punches himself in the face over a meltdown. We all know you slit your wrists for attention on Lets Beef too like don't even deny that. At least you don't deny me being more attractive than you as well like can you even pull a bitch that isn't a fat fuck like you?

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But like for real though, punching lockers > punching your own fucking face bro. Like holy shit were you having a sensory overload when you had to listen to your mom getting gang banged? Drink bleach with sugar added to it you slippery snake of diabetic cancer.

Yeah, you'd def get pressed.

Yeah, no. I would fuck you up with one hand my dog. You look like you've been pressed all your life though. Hell, even your head looks like it went through the hydraulic press ugly ass retard.

Yeah, you'd def get pressed.

Does saying that help you cope with being (de)pressed your whole life?

You'd def get pressed.

You're shook my guy. Clearly, since you have nothing else better to say. So I'll let you have the last word, which will more than likely be "pressed."

Yeah, you'd get pressed.

The people who do the most talking about being hard af always get laid out first.

Ironically I pressed Rant with the rightful cypher of the year.

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Ironically I thought about this expression today, and how absolute bollocks it is.

I think how bollocks it is has a lot to do with context, right? Sure, if a trained MMA fighter touts how badass he is, he's probably telling the truth. If some dude with scene hair, and a long list of emo likes on facebook says it? I'm a lot less inclined to believe them.

id like to take a moment to implore everyone to reconsider their harshness

the bonds we create even on the internet are an extension of our bonds in the real world

and the best way to strengthen them is with positivity and good will and kindness toward others

if we could all use this time to work on some breathing exercises and team building exercises i think that would be a fantastic step toward using the momentum of positivity to overcome any ill intent we may harbor toward others

no disrespect of course

apologies for any offence

-Friendly Emcee

Do you know how absolutely incredible that would be if it were to actually be put into practice?

Also, I apologize for the thread being derailed @Student but I would like to vote on Nickle's cypher as the best one here. I thought it was awesome.

OD on xanax, cuckaloid.

Yeah, you'd def get pressed.

Yea same man, like woah, I don't even know what to say lol

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Can't believe I gave that a 10, I think it was cause he was the captain or whatever. He probably bit everything on there.

i'M gLaD yOu WeRe AbUsEd.

LOL I'm glad he abused his own ugly ass face. That was probably the toughest workout he ever had in his life.