MOST HARDCORE THING U EVER DONE OR SEEN?
 

Whats the most hardcore thing you ever done? or whats the most hardcore thing you seen?

I haven’t masturbated in a year.

Changed HVK and KG's diapers...

At. The. Same. Time.

I beat MoXBeRg in a rap battle.

I fist fucked a mountain lion once.

My dads

I bathed a mother in the juices of its aborted fetus.

Fuck, thats quiet alot of hardcore things fellas, nice to know we got some hardcore folks on this website, very good indeed.

I pet a cat once

I'm not even going to brag lol

I dont remember because I probably repressed that memory. I definitely got handcuffed and put on a gourney then brought to the ER whilst tripping balls... less hardcore than uncomfortable and shameful in retrospect.

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I also let my dog lick the inside of my mouth so I could say I got tongued by some bitch.

Some kid in sunday school grabbed me and threatened to kill me if I told the youth pastor that he was cussing left and right

One time I ate a bee

hahahahaha this is it chief

YEAH SORRY ABOUT THA SHIT THAT HIT YA FACE...... THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A FART!

@HVK #FTW

I ate out a cat once it tasted like Chinese food.

We all good, fam.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DUDE LOL, REMEMBER IM A PENSIONER

so much hardcoreness in one thread..

Synthetic bud

Hey me too! It means #FORTHEWIN

I went to work with no shoes..

I fucked supsies mom on top of thumbtacks and broken glass

Where's the proof?...

Also, just because you think your mom is a cougar and she lets you fist fuck her doesn't mean we want to know about your incestual sexcapades. :fyou:

Fed acid to 50+ random strangers at a music festival

I literally broke my right fifth metacarpal against someone's skull and still continued punching the fuck out of that person with a broken hand because I was so drunk and adrenalated that I didn't even care. Now it's like permanently broken and disfigured to the point where you can't even see the pink knuckle. I don't even know if it's still fucking there or if it like exploded or what. I had to go through like six different hand casts and had metal put in my finger from surgery which was taken out of my hand maybe a month ago with no anaesthesia. To this day I still can't clench my hand into a full fist and still go to physical therapy. I'm happy I can type and use a mouse and stuff like that but I'm genuinely scared that I won't be able to defend myself in a fight. Idk... is that hardcore or is that some bitch shit? I feel like a total bitch so I really wouldn't know.

bb gun the peigion birds down from the electrical wire line like 4 or 5

I jumped out of a plane attached to an Instagram model and fucked her in mid air. When I landed there was a SWAT team and U.S. Marshalls waiting for me. Folded them all blindfolded using only roundhouse kicks

And that's a boring Wednesday for me

THAT REMINDS ME I SHOT MYSELF IN THE LEFT NUT WITH A BB GUN

Tripping balls in the ER? That’s five to fifteen years of PTSD, varying based on whether


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they pumped your stomach, inserted a catheter, and/or gave you an IV with three nurses and a security guard standing around laughing at your shit the whole time. But while urethera penetration is technically “hardcore,” I’m sure getting dick-raped on acid does not count as having “done” a dick-raping. Then there’s the question of whether or not your eyeballs had a clear line of sight to the penis. You’d need the longest John Thomas on the planet to be able to witness your dick-tip get inflicted while strapped back-down on that mattress. And even if your retinae could physically look at the insertion due to elephantitis dick length, whether this would count as having “seen” a dick-rape would depend on the acid strength. :confused:

As for me... I was a shark who got caught. The first few rows of my teeth kept breaking off, then regenerating, as sadistic fisherman repeatedly sought to chip them off with hammers and rocks. My poor heroic gums kept rolling out like a conveyor new rows of molars, like how old Sisyphis got stuck forever on that hill with that boulder.

But who knows what really happened?

I attempted to commit suicide by slitting my throat with a box cutter which is why I have a big scar on my neck.

Are you going to post a picture?

https://i.imgur.com/XioTG9U.jpg

If you want I can take a close-up picture of the scar.

Rawr!

XDon't

IYea that's whAt I meant when I said show a picture.. not of u .. or of u an the scar.. not just u smiling at the cam. U have cool emo hair btw.

is dat even true bro?

Yes, it’s very true lol