Worst Wordplay Ever
 

Debate in the other thread made me think it'd be a good thread on its own.....we're all guilty of writing at least one or seen an example that made us cringe. Post your examples, yours or someone else's, of the worst wordplay ever....

"I'll fulla basket w/ carts" go n' find a grocer/grosser line

Last time we seen anything "Wonderful/Wand to pull from Lockhart" it's when the SNAKE WAS DEFEATED In the CHAMBER OF SECRETS

Lockhart and I have collected some truly stunning examples of wack WP. Here are two perennial favorites:

this a WEAPON SPORT... Kido? What you FLEXING FOR ?' You'll see missles' like playstations TEKKEN FORCE( yoshimitsu) [Source]

I leave dis bitch tied up sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" stuck ON A MAT TO PEE ON!(Onomatopoeia) [Source]

The chin on “MAN delicate” enough to make the SWELLIN ON DUDE seem like a NELSON COSTUME (Mandela Kit) - Shiznit

now they call this faggot giggles because when he wiggles i'll show him how warm(worm) the gun is. - bnas


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Hyper ball lickin time is the only possible answer

Nic a raw whaaaa? / Nicaragua is at least level with hyper ball lickin time.

Its not as hilarious.

Grizz and Pulses battles could fill this thread. Mix in some Jacoby and rican

Unrelated note, have you guys heard that garbage and sculpture rhyme?

I'm still not sure if that is troll logic or not tbh.

I didn't learn that they rhyme until recently.

I get the reference.

That's good. I'm just still in shock that I never knew, @Aggo

You should be in shock, @Rant. They rhyme.

Anyway, back to the topic of this thread: are we supposed to discuss the absolute worst wordplay ever, or just the worst wordplay used by someone widely considered "good," at least at the time they used it?

If the former, you'll see missiles / Yoshimitsu is the worst I can think of. If the latter, then there are several front-runners, some favorites being: hyper ball lickin time, Nick a raw wha, You: your cell phones, and Onesie Robe Itch... but my personal #1 is Audited Hurt -> IRS Sent you links.

Do they rhyme? You decide.

Yes. It's barely even a slant rhyme.

They absolutely don't. I want you to get on mic and record yourself saying them both back to back. There is no conceivable way those rhyme. Even DaDDiO wouldn't make that shit fly.

Hyper ball licking time? Lmao...Who's responsible for that stroke of genius?

I'm sure you could predict who.

Idk...shit got me all fucked up. Its a horrific train wreck of nerdy, gay, and just god awful.

Did the verse win?

THAT was either grizzeat or shiznit, yeah? So yeah, the verse probably won.

Not dick sucking with that comment, just saying that they used to get their dicks sucked a lot.

Hyper Ball lickin' time is a godbody wp.

^ This is correct.

Here's the bar that WP is from, @Esso: In othurr wurdzz, you KNOW YUR GONNA TAKE THE "L" w/out SMOKIN ON SOME HAZE-and-WELL you're AWFUL-in-YA-GAME FOR "TAIL" but When ya girls "hyper? Ball lickin time!!" .... like GOKU WHEN HE TRAINED FOR CELL!!!! [Source]

It really is some special special wordplay that's brought me years of joy.

predict...I see what you did there....

wow....no wonder he fucks with numbers nowadays...words aint his thing

:grass::high: ..Bruh.. Illo debated me about that wordplay working.. Lmaooo

Sounds like a one-sided debate.

. Ok I'll give u that you yourself owns.. it was forced..

Lol...who said Nick a raw whahhh?

Me:

U "pussy".. and only time we Read gud on that is CUCCI -N- HOE NOVELS..!! so this Little Freak Show couldnt Stick to the G code/Cold wit GUCCI SNOW GOGGLES!

GRizzEAT

My worst wordplay was probably bona fide L/bone a Fidel

Lmao that tekken one is shocking!

Lol, I'm actually responsible of that WP.

I gave him that throw away.

Why would you take credit for that trash? :confused:

Yall ghost wrote for each other? lol

Rican claims to have ghostwrote for everyone, never naming names (or naming active guys) and never having been ghost written for.