Forum Game - Shitty Genie
 

I remember seeing an episode about this in Fairly Odd Parents -


Rules are simple: Someone post a wish, and someone else corrupt it, basically making them regret they made the wish, but it is what they asked for (i.e. I wish not to go to work tomorrow ----> woke up and choked on your saliva and died.


Once you spoil a wish, post another wish for someone to spoil. Don't make it easy!


Wish: I wish I had a girl who looks good

You get an ugly bitch with 20/20 vision.

Also her pussy stank.

I wish I was a lil bit taller.

Your increased height gives you a bad back that ruins your posture making you appear even shorter.


I wish I was a baller

You have Pseudobulbar affect and cry involuntarily (bawler)


Enough with Skee Lo lol

Wish: I wish this hoe would leave me alone

Your mom walks out on you

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Oh yeah

I wish for more wishes.

Your extra wishes are only granted if you take it in the ass from an elephant on viagra whilst your strapped to a tree trunk


I wish would change his name to Gabriel instead of row

Im not sure that's how this is supposed to work, X.

Restart;



Wish: I wish I was the best bowler

You turn into a really awesome hat.

I wish I had the power to fly.

You have the power to fly, but the first time you ascend above a few feet you have a heart attack out of fear.

I wish I could commit any crime and not get caught.

The guilt becomes too much to bear and you kill yourself to silence the voices.

I wish I could be a genie with free will.

You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.

I wish to live in peace.

If he's a convict, how is he "free"?

You're forced to live in North Carolina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Peace_University

I wish I could teleport but only to places I've been before.

You can teleport, but only two places youve been before. Youre mother's womb, and where you were .00000001 seconds ago

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I wish I won a lottery jackpot

You win the jackpot of a local fundraising lottery. 50 dollars.

I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.

You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.

I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long

Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.

Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.

I wish for 1 million dollars.

you receive this 1 million dollars , that was taken from a renowned gang who then killed all your loved ones as they search, and continue to, for you.

I wish to never get pimples

You never get pimples, because you never hit puberty.

I wish that nobody will misinterpret this wish.

Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.

I wish for nothing.

You now have nothing!

I wish to win the next LetsBeef Grand Championship.

shodan beat me to it

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your wish was granted, you won the audio GC but your opponent in the finals turned out to be computer savy AND salty about the loss who then took your audio recording and took fragments of it to forge an audio of you threatening to bomb america and it was sent to the CIA who then approached your home and took you under custody.





I wish I was Spiderman

Lol smh
You became half man half spider

I wish for rows mama

You get her. While you're fucking her all you can think is "she looks just like row".

You manage to complete regardless.


I wish for world peace.

You see Ron Artest handcuffed to your bed.

I WISH to play like Michael Jordan

You have sex with children on a Ferris wheel.

I wish for a magic backpack that materializes any object inside of it that I can think of.

Every object you can think of simultaneously materializes inside of it. You die from the exploding hydrogen bomb.

I wish for the ability to come up with a wish that can't be misinterpreted.

Your wish is granted but you only have 2 wishes left.

I wish Rowan Atkinson would perform a one man show based on my life.

It's so accurate that nobody else comes to see it and you leave in tears after 20 minutes.

I wish to get a Leader spot in my crew.

You wake up in the morning, but you feel different. Sluggish. You can still taste last night's dinner in your teeth. Mountain dew and Doritos. Cool ranch. You log into letsbeef and click on my crew. Youre the only one left. The alpha and the omega. A wave of pleasure washes over you as the familiar blue screen activates the pleasure receptors in your advanced yet misunderstood brain. The pleasure is short lived however, as your eyes meet that menacing grey collection of characters in the corner of your screen. "Banned". The word mocks you. You reach up to scratch your neckbeard and a grimace crosses your face. You log off, but you'll be back, you think. "They haven't seen the last of Rant"

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I wish I had a Lamborghini. A nice one.

You get an ice Lamborghini. It's cool, literally, for about 20 minutes but then the novelty wears off, right about the time it's fully melted into a giant puddle of water.

I wish I could enlarge / shrink my penis at will.

You can enlarge and shrink your penis but only when you're uncle will is staring at it.

I wish uncle will would drop dead.

your uncle comes home from his shift as a mortician, carrying a dead body filled with maggots and shit because he wanted you to see.. he trips on his way to you and the body drops on you.


I wish I had super strength

You're so strong that when you take your 1st step after aquiring this super strength you crack the ground and fall all the way to the core of the earth dying of dehydration slightly b4 your body is reduced to nothing but ash.

I wish for better kush.

The cops find it and you go to jail.

I wish marijuana were legal.

You find yourself in the middle of Los Angeles. From your awkward goofy attire, shady suspect characters start asking you if you're lost. You seem threatened and they smell the fear. They get in your face and you cower in despair. They grab you and throw you in a tinted black van with the seats ripped out. You're put in a blindfold and handcuffs but before the lights go out, you can make out blood stains on the walls, used condom wrappers with trash spooled about and tons of Filet-O-Fish McDonald's wrappers in a corner. You breathe in and tell yourself to relax but that's when the heavy waft smell of piss hits your tongue and you gag in your mouth. One of the aforementioned characters grabs you by the throat, pulls you in close and whispers in your ear "Our boss is going to like that boy". You shudder in disgust and start thinking you're going to die and nobody is going to know about it. The van suddenly stops and you see a bright light through the blindfold. They lift you up by your arms and legs and carry you out of the van. Door closes and you smell grass and flowers, you feel the dirt with your shoes and think "Shit nothing good happens in the wilderness". You would scream but they gagged you with a dirty rag which you hope is oil and not shit and cum. They march you for an undetermined amount of miles before you're suddenly thrown on the ground. You hear a squeaky voice which you feel like you recognize from somewhere but you can't quite place it. They say "Get the fuck on your knees bitch" you comply right away "Bow to me Shodan" you're shocked but you bow, you start thinking, "how do they know your alter-ego's name? what else do they know, what the fuck". Next thing you know you feel a pole in between your groin and oddly enough you get a rock hard erection. You're confused but somehow it feels right. Right then you feel something heavy pull the blind off and you're hit with a rainbow of color. You find yourself in the middle of the woods with lights, hung up on the trees, canvas back and forth in a strobe fashion through you and back again. You hear rave music blasting from speakers and you finally turn around and you see Rainbow Dash butt fucking you, he's wearing sunglasses like an asshole and holding a film camera. He smiles and says "Smile for me bro", you bite your lower lip and start thrusting back against him so hard you start to feel him convulsing on top of you. Next thing you know you've got rainbow, thick as toothpaste cum spewing from your cunt and you love it. You wake up completely covered in sweat and look around and go "fuck that was just a dream"...but then you hear a hoof noise and see Rainbow Dash walk in drunk, bottle of jack in his hand with a dirty leather jacket on. He reaches for you and you run to him.

*Takes another hit*

I wish chocolate rain would happen at least once in my life

it happens on the day of your outdoor wedding , and your wife, whos very lactose intolerant, gets hit by the rain and dies from asphyxiation


I wish for immortality

The fuck is wrong with you stuey?

You watch all of your friends and family die before you. Your bones deteriate over time become so brittle that younare reduced to just giant blob of skin, forcing your roomate Jerry(never washes hands after using toilet) to carry you around everywhere. He often takes advantage of you since you cant defend yourself and uses you as a sex toy (you still have your mouth). You're now wishing you also wished for a self destruct button.

I wish that noboby else makes a wish in this thread

This is now a Spider-Man thread. Post memes.