School advice
 

hi guys i need some advice

im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be 'that guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two, mark the mint man, they might call me.

my question is what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like kowning your reliable friend has on him?

my father suggested it to me since it has been rough making friends, my father has no friends either. but he brings gum to work and says the people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it.

suggest me some mints please!!!!

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^im deadass fam

EDIT: I was thinking Altoids, but they might be too old school

Why mints though? I mean, why not gum?

Cus that fucking faggot Billy in fourth period sells the gum and told me he'd jump me in the bathroom if i tried to sell in his turf

This is about as bad as Rohaan asking for Girl advice

Thin mints is all the rage son....get your friends hooked on that. They'll be coming back

Wait, how old are you? I feel uncomfortable being inside your head if you're a minor.

I'm 11 1/2

I suggest bringing this sort, will make u very popular wid some people.

idk whats worse

Babylon trolling & acting as if his original post isn't true

or Babylon not trolling and admitting his original post is true

Neither of those scenarios describe what's actually happening here. I hate to reveal Babylon's secret plan, because it is somewhat admirable what he is attempting to accomplish. This is about you, Godbody. Babylon knows that you don't have any friends and he wants to help. He also knows that you are too proud to heed any advice directly, so he can't just tell you outright that you should try bringing mints to daycare. Babylon considered the fact that you constantly emulate famous rappers in your performances, and how you rarely say anything in your forum posts that aren't a mere parroting of something you heard on television or read online. Knowing this, he decided that if he were to start this thread, you would see the advice given to someone other than yourself and naturally bite style. I definitely don't think anything short of a complete personality change will gain you a single friend, but like I said earlier, Babylon's was an admirable attempt.

I just pissed myself ^

Babs & Dirty i salute you both.

I feel sorry for @Godbody his always getting owned.

I Was Going To Make A Pedo Comment But I See I Have Been Beaten To It By This Jerk Off Student.