Worst Scheme of the Round
 

A quick look at the worst-sounding and most awkward scheme of Round 3.

I couldn't decide but it's a tie between these:

Eating Ya Children
Arteries Cloggin
Watching A Movie
Carlos And Rohaan

Watching a movie... I always hate the "movie" sound.

Those schemes are still better than:

WAXEN MODELS
GREATER RAINBOWS
OBEY RICAN
KILLING SIBLINGS

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Eating Ya Children ... "ee-tin-(n)ya chil-drin"

Arteries Cloggin ... "ar-ter-(r)ees claw-gin"

Watching A Movie ... "wot-chin-(n)ah moo-vee"

Carlos And Rohaan ... "car-loss-an (d)row-han"




I couldn't think of less versatile schemes. Arteries could be pronounced as two syllables in natural speech so having to enunciate it into three is going to be awkward flow galore.

@RULE - keep your scheme thread open and redo it man. You could get a bucket load of suggestions better than these.

And everyone post how you feel about em.

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I personally think with 5 syllables, the best approach is (2)-(3).

Like GANGSTER'S PARADISE.

Quit your moaning and get typing.

This is a competition, not a light exercise.

whinyassmahfuckasibetlizmanwouldtoastemall...

These schemes are on par with OBEY RICAN and KILLING SIBLINGS.

And I'm not necessarily talking about the words used, it's the cadence. They're so massively awkward and horrid sounding.

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Let's see how many readers get aneurysms for this round...

LMMFAOOOOO

"Stop tha bloodclot crying" -Hovy Baby

:grass:

What do you think of it? Haha.

You moaned about the last one. :p

doesn matter, niggas dont stick to tha entire scheme any way, then i get extra stoned for having one or two off words..

but i wud say compared to Mental Function & Facebook Status.. i ain trippin on this one.

Mental Function was a dope scheme.

You'll be fine as long as you speak Ghettonese as usual. :cool:

Ive passed Rhet's tongue.. im done w/ Ghettonese. i text Grizzerican.

Could always be Freddy Kreuger Nightmare

*shivers*

Really Silly Kiddies. how bout that one?????

Eating ya children is fairly good.

@RULE it's cool your adding challenge but this locked syllable bullshit isn't giving people a lot of room to breathe. It's taking out the wow fact or for potential ideas.

That's why whoever makes it to the title is truly a champ

I've enjoyed all of mine.

Binary Code
Michael Jackson
Eating Ya Children

PLANET'S AXIS was pretty tough too. I don't know how people expect me to stick to that perfectly. And I don't see how TRANS MEN PAGEANTS strays from that scheme, it has all the same vowel sounds and emphasis and ends with an S.

HOW CAN U BE A FUCKING SCHEME CHAMPION IF U HAVE TO BREAK THA SCHEME TO MAKE A PUNCH... Yall niggas is killin me.

& your battle was one of the best of the round.

*salute*

PLANETS
DAMAGE
GRANITE
CANNON
PANIC
MANAGE
STRANDED
DAMNIT
JANICE
GRANTED
CANDID
BANDIT
CANVAS
HAMLET
BRANDED
TRANSIT

Not that hard.

That scheme is easy as fuck. But when it comes to sounds like MOVIE... It's different. That kind of word makes it almost impossible to slant rhyme.

But fuck it. It is what it is. Eat the Bullshit for brunch.

PLANET AXIS/JANET JACKSON

first one that popped into my head..lol

If anyone complains about another 'hard scheme' pleasefeel free to refer to me and rohaans 11syllable scheme.. it will make u appreciate the one given to u more..lol

la la