Ways a chick turned you off
 

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Mine:I was texting this one chick & I guess her sister was making hella noise on her end.. NOTE we were TEXTING.. So she sent back a message saying "hold on my sister is so loud right now.. SHUT UP DION!" I stop texting her that very second. You have to be an extreme cornball to *Just a second mom* text shit that you saying to another mufucka in YOUR message. Bitches is weird yo..

When I found out they poop.

Bitch tripped and fell in the club

What's a female again?

Any bitch that says snookems or when a bitch uses her right to air any of the bodily functions. Some nasty bitches round here one time a bitch I texted randomly brought up constipation and she still text me and messages me asking where Ive been. Away from ur stinky prolly play battle shits when noones around ass

LMAOOOOOOOO!

When she's the same age as you and she brings up My Little Pony and tries to have a conversation about it. I gave her a coloring book and crayons with a note that said "Grow up". I haven't talked to her since.

When bitches talk like a chola -_-
annoying as fuck

I woke up to an ex of mine passed out next to me with onion breath.. I couldn't escape it either.. I had the back of my head to her face and still smelled it.. I woke her up and told her to roll over cuz shes got onion breath.. She said sorry, laughed and rolled over.. I turned away and got comfortable.. And I could still smell the onions.. I slept on the couch..

DAMN THATS BAD....

Nothing tbh everything they do turns me on




Yall niggas is fags

I'm always turned off when a chick calls out Rain Matrix's name in bed.


Knock that shit off ladies.

You basically just said you were getting Rain's sloppy seconds :D

When young girls think they are god's gift. Do the stupid bitches not realise in a couple of years they gonna be fat and ugly with kids and no ones gonna look at them twice.

Rain acting like a bitch that just got done with a gang bang is good to go.. There are a lot of nasty hoes..

Nah, when they fuck Rainy they call out Revan.

I'm getting RULE's thotty thirds.

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

This one girl was mad fine.. Went to the beach.. Her face accidentally got hit by a wave & three pounds of make up streaked down her face.... Ewwww... Shit was nasty & the girl dropped to high Five

I think it's a little ironic that you told her to grow up despite having a colouring book and crayons on hand.

@UnEtHiCaL I didn't have them on hand with me. I handed them to her the next day I saw her.

Thotty thirds then its back to me , rainy dont mind

Right.. Some of these bitches look like crack heads without make up.. Some are just ugly.. I've seen sexy, bad etc but I've seen some ugly bitches..

Isn't It Childish To Go Out And Buy A Coloring Book And Crayons (That Means They Didn't Come With The Coloring Book So You Actually Took The Time To Choose Them Out And I Bet You Didn't Just Grab The First Coloring Book You Saw Too. You Were Like, "Nah. She Won't Like The One With Race Cars One So I'mma Get Her This Pony One".) Just To Prove A Point To Someone? Talk About Growing Up...

You Thought You Were Being Funny Too Huh? Or I Bet This Didn't Even Happen And You Just Made It Up To Look Cool, Like "Look Guys, I Don't Give A Shit And I Treat Women Like Little Kids To Feel Like A Big Man". Smh.

Damn... Student went off.

@Student You catch feelings?

Leave it to student to get pissed off when someone tells a joke

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Lol btw

This is the Student that was fit to be EVIL.

I was 13, so it's whatever. I apologized to her and we're still friends, but that was kind of weird at the time.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/z...yCryResize.gif

You're taking this worse than she did @Student

when they mention one of their exes in any way , form, or manor.. actually any other guy period..

@V3numb That's the truth. I hate when they do that.

Dog you just said in ur shit u ain't talk to her since then just said yall are friends now that was back when you were 13 I call b.s on ur story lock

She just messaged me on Facebook not 20 minutes ago. I'm guessing we're still friends considering how she's still nice to me. No mention of MLP yet. Thank God.

Read the above comment, Final.

So you apologize to her and your friends within 20 minutes? Ya I'm calling b.s

I apologized to her after it happened. I didn't specify when. You can call B.S., but you'll be wrong.

biting nails
long fake ass nails
fake long ass eyelashes
mouth lookin like a cavern
smell like cigs
smell like ass
does drugs
sneezes and covers mouth with hand
GULPS (without slight hesitation) my semen and salivates for more

That last one made me LOL so damn much.

that's number one for me, but it's a rare occasion

Fair enough. You know what they say, though.

She spits = She likes you.

She swallows = She loves you.

She gargles? She's just showing off.