Letter to my ex girlfriend. (Part Two)
 

Aight, time for this shit again y'all. BUT! This time, you /have/ to go off of whatever the last person has said just as @Nicholas suggested. For example:

EtH: Will you please
Crysis: Suck my balls,
Execute: You dumb slut?

To create: "Will you please suck my balls, you dumb slut?

Here's her response, the last one was a bit too incoherent, and she only mentioned the things that had real sentences in them so the rule above has been included.

http://i.imgur.com/fl9UQc6.png

Same rules as before, you may only have THREE words in your post. If you post /anything/ longer than three words only the three words will be counted by me. If you want to have a conversation, please do it elsewhere because I'm stopping the count and sending the email at 5 pages.

I am pregnant

with your brother's

litter of puppies

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know...

how it happened

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples....

are starting to

resemble Milk Duds.

Oh yeah, I

forgot to mention

I fucked your

sister in the

(Oh god no she actually has a sister, this is going to be bad)

mouth and ass

while recording with

Your moms Camera

she's pregnant too

with my litter

you might find

when you take

your own life

you nasty hoebag

You're the dad

Someone dun goofed:

She's pregnant too, with my litter. In the bathroom you might find when you take your own life, you nasty hoebag. I'm not god

(You can edit your posts at any time guys, I'll include what you edited it to unless it's shitty)

EDIT: Nevermind, re-read it. It's fine, I just fail.

@Crysis Who screwed up?

It sounds fine to me let's just continue....


scrap this... You're the dad

You're the dad.

Lock 100% fucked us up now so someone post what we've got so far.

Lets continue from here, that's much better.

Congratulations we're calling

to tell you

I'm continuing from there, if that's okay with you guys.

@EtH
I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling

the baby is

*is committing suicide

with a plastic

coathanger whilst watching

You guys fucked it up AGAIN. I'll edit in the addition.

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead...

Did I ever

tell you i

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead did I ever tell you I