Stupid shit you thought as a kid
 

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras.

I thought all females had dicks because I looked up what a vagina was and the first picture was blurry and distorted and it looked like a 4-6 inch dick and I wondered why girls penises were called vaginas. I asked a female friend of mine about it and was laughed at.

I use to think blowjobs were when girls just blew air on your dick, and wondered why everyone wanted one.

I thought to get married people just went up to someone on the street and asked them

i thought babies came out assholes..

I used to think life was fun and adventurous. Once you grew up, you could go out and have fun and meet new people and see new things and enjoy it. You would eventually be needed somewhere, and your adventure lifestyle would begin, and people would support you and stand beside you the whole way.

How wrong I was..

LOL na ya'll just fucking retarded..

jk

I always thought that Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny were the same person.

I knew that Santa wasn't real, and the Santas at the mall were fake, but it was the same guy going to every mall in the world

I was always a boobs guy when I was little. I always wondered why my Dad liked staring at ass and I asked him that when I was about eight. I said, "Why do you like something that has poop come out of it?" He said, "You'll figure out when you're older, son." Me, being the 8 year old that I was, replied, "I think I'll be more of a boob guy when I'm older."

Well. Turns out my Dad was right LOL.

I thought i would be in High School n Young forever, the good life no job, no college, just chilling..

The first I masturbated I was with the flu, I thought that my cum was phlegm leaving my body through my dick.

I thought that there was a car leading all other cars on the highway. I would ask, "Who is in the lead?", not realizing that cars constantly get on and off the highway.

I still think like this now tbh..

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I use to think the clothes i threw in the laundry basket magically reappeared clean in my room lol

Whenever someone said 'Thing' my 1st image in my head would be a turd

I thought everything on tv was live to.. I also thought it was real..

I used to think that way about music players. I once told my mother to turn off the stereo cuz the singer was probably getting tired.

Ya I used to think all movies and tv were real. Also used to call the wind chill the wind shield when I was young. Is it ever cold w/ the wind shield huh?

Me posting an open 64 intended for @Jason and expecting him to reply to it.

Massive necro, I know, but I do have a couple things to add to this one:

Whenever I heard someone talk about "pay-per-view," I thought they were saying "paper view," and I wondered what it was.

Whenever I saw a news report about "an unnamed person," I wondered why the parents never gave their child a name.

I always thought the vagina unfurled out like an anteaters nose onto which the dick was placed upon during sex.

I thought sting rays could fly out of the ocean an fly into the sky like a bird if they wanted.

as a kid my cousin use to say fire fuck instead of fire truck.. so everytime the shit would drive buy he'd be like "fire fuck fire fuck"

i thought if a rapper said it he did it…. till i was like 17

Sen sex wasn't what I thought though.Especially when my dad used to kick me out while lookin at it.made it even worst.

Used to think if you stretch your arms as high as you can while standing in the grass, you'd get taller..I'm 6'5 so maybe it worked lol

And if I stared at the sun long enough without blinking, Id get cyclops from x-men's super power

Bruuhh that'd be the end of mankind

I used to think that unconditional love was real.

i thought my blood was blue until I started cutting myself every day.

> Implying that you never scratched or cut yourself in youth.

I'm a bubble boy.
Thanks for triggering me.

> Implying that a bubble boy would have sharp objects inside of their bubble.

It's cool, I repressed a lot of my childhood, too.

There's blood everywhere.
You're triggering me so hard right now

>Only 4 deep cuts

Filthy casual.

I used to think Rant was a weird, highly-educated, awkward sounding black guy based on his audio battle.


I got 3 out 4 right.

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Yo, bubble boy shit don't work. If I wasn't one, I wouldn't have learned about all the completely fucked-up shit I have and just started watching porn and smoking weed like everyone else

I wonder which one Lockhart got wrong, though.

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I watch porn, and smoke weed... :/

Lmao.

Not cool Rant.