Crysis & Obey
 

This thread isn't about anything really. I'm just going to update it everytime someone either steals their username or comes up with a played/unoriginal one

Crysis stole his name from a video game. Which makes him the biggest faggot of all time. Its not even like the game was good. I'd have it if it was good.

Obey stole his from a clothing line. Which makes him the 2nd biggest faggot of all time.

& Neither of these niggas got what it takes to be good battlers.. Unless of course you study da God.

Would just like to interject but neither of those accusations have any proof in my eyes you're just looking like a fool

You're butthurt I made you the biggest faggot of the year on the awards thread, I understand man.

I got my nickname from being in an xbox clan (lol) in 2007, and xCrisis was taken so I changed the I to a y.

Stay mad.

lol nigga said Xbox Clan

This is great. Keep it coming Crysis

& I'd wipe the floor with you in audio and text. lol FOH boy. You read my battles and listen to em beggin for advice to get better. Pay homage lil nigga.

Lmao, Godbody. That's a great name, I'll change mine to: JesusHair and maybe I can be just as good as you. You're probably the most irrelevant person on this site, talks a HUGE game but doesn't battle lol. What happened to coming back to audio? Stay in the stands.

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*Insert generic ''I'm the greatest, you could learn a thing or two from me insult'' here.*

Sorry but Pulse cracks me up sometimes.

lol @ irrelevant... Nigga you're only relevant for being the latest bummy ass new nigga to swallow a record amount of EtH sperm.

How am I irrelevant when I'm on people's Top 10 lists for audio & text? I'm only irrelevant to niggas that came on here in the past year or 2

Anybody that's been here 3+ yrs knows I was amazing to say the least. & the #1 or #2 prospect for any crew. You gotta understand when I was at my peak niggas like Real Talk were offering me lead spots in Hall of Fame crews lol

I heard you got a bad hairline, found a pic of your last shape-up. http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg616/sca...=480&ysize=480

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This is a battle website, not the fuckin view. We don't need you lurking around chatting with everyone. If you got such a satisfying life, why're you still on here talking so much shit about the site constantly? If you're so great at battling, put out great battles. I'm tired of hearing the same broken ass record.

hi guise my name is Obey, lemme make a thread about how EtH's dick is in my ass..in case i didn't make it clear, lemme make another one.

wait, lemme make another one.

Oh, Godbody made a thread about me. time to take EtH's dick out of ass and reply with a picture of a bad hairline

You're getting weak w/ comebacks. You've used the same one like 4 times, it's becoming watered down. Your 2 go-to calls: EtH's dick (which you seem to be focued on a little too much.) and, last but not least, my name. ''Oh it's a clothing line.'' NO FUCKING SHIT lool. There's more than 1 use to the word Obey. Please give me examples of original names, your name looks like a blind ass dude strolled his finger through a dictionary and pieced two words together.

Obey you're not denying that you're an EtH groupie who feels the need to make several threads about him

Its not a weak comeback, its the truth you frail ass fuck nigga. OBEY deez nuts. Niggas even got EtH in their sig lol

If you don't know the origins of my name do yourself a favor and do some research...

http://rollingout.com/wp-content/upl...-hairline1.jpg Wayne Brady lookin muhfucka. Your hairline probably looks like Michael J. Fox tried to draw a straight line.

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The funniest part is, you ACTUALLY think you're one of them 5 percents. It's the most comical thing, you're not any bit more intelligent than anyone else here. Just because you know the shape of a triangle better than us, doesn't mean you're superior.

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LMAAAAO, You're named after a clothing brand too! Welcome to the club, bud. I guess that makes you the 3rd biggest faggot of all time, or are we tied for 2nd? http://apparelzoo.com/zoo_man/godbod...g-for-men.html

lolololol @ me actually thinking I'm 'one of them 5 percents'... nigga you take shit too literal

but you are a name stealin ass impressionable little boy with the dickriding tendencies of Katt Stacks facing a dry spell

go to sleep Obey. You actin like you didnt embarass yourself enough without me puttin you on blast

& no, that clothing brand is named after the Godbodies B

Damn, you did put me on blast.. I bet you're Kanye West in real life. You're way too similar in arrogance to not be him. Taking mics from pretty blonde girls and shit.

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Godbody's hairlines so far back, Marty McFly couldn't bring that shit back.

lol @ you making hairline jokes without even seeing me

its your only and last line of defense. & It's woken me up to the fact that you're like 15 years old. It's okay little boy. I'll bully you no more..

This is most likely a close snap-shot of you offering yourself to the All Seeing Eye w/ that triangle ass hairline. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...agf4o1_400.jpg

Damn son, he might have a rare form of male pattern baldness.

5%ers don't lose their hair, their follicles listen to their command.

Take 44 (his audio wins) and minus it by 14 (his text wins) and get 30. Add 3 (his text losses) to get 33. Add another 33 (his wordplay rating out of 100) you get 66. Put another 6 on that because he has 6 friends and you get THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN!!!111111
THE ILLUMINATI DUN GOT GODBODY 2
#TheLordisComing
#PrayB4USleep


Nah, but seriously dawg? You're going to come at dudes just because we said some real shit? No wonder why I thought you were the least intelligent on that LBAwards thread.

Thanks for keeping my name in your mouth though fam, I appreciate it.

Crysis and Obey

Neither of you look better than me, bag better looking bitches, or rap better.

so naturally I have to make threads like these (as one of the greatest emcees ever to grace LetsBeef) showing my disapproval and weeding out the weak

Ya'll are just a bunch of cornballs with weak bars that feel like you're A-list LB celebrities cuz you shoot the shit on the forums more than most lol

I've actually never considered myself A-List at all. I'm just battling, nothing more.

@Godbody...i wish tha illuminati would silence you already, dont they know you're spreading tha truth...and how you gon tell another man you look better than him? that shit is pretty gay

in other words Im spreading the truth by saying I look better than them

you acknowledge that its the truth, which is akin to you saying I look good as fuck.

which makes you a homosexual

then you show us how you're in denial by saying its some gay shit for me to tell a dude i look better than him after calling me a spreader of truth lololol

Must suck going through life not being able to admit defeat. You're like that prissy bitch in grade school everyone hated: Destined to be filled with semen.

LMFAO Pulse at it again thankfully i wasnt drinkin anything while reading this

LMAO

@Theodore Grizzy to thread. s'all.
3
2
1/

you intentionally didnt uppercase the 'and' between those two sentences which lets me know your reaching extra hard these days bitchbody

@Godbody
you seem to be stayin on ya knees beggin for attention lil nigga

pay respect to me, PAY HOMAGE

you're a thorn in the side of letsbeef with a few comical remarks every once in a while while you throw yourself around like your the internet version of Jay-Z. You wack nigga

^And that's how you silence a bitch.

nigga I just highlighted the main points adding the and just connects the idea and confirms my thesis B

@Indonesia you a non pussy gettin, Will Smith cock gobbling, Men In Black 4 hoping, bullshit text record, whodidibeat ass nigga

Don't make me get on my Dell and bring out the 07 bars to body ya fuck ass

This would be the 37th time you've proclaimed a come-back.