LB Zombie Apocalypse: Who do you bring, Why?
 

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

LMAO.

1. @Duh Great Whyte cuz dudes got gun bars so I assume he's got guns. We're gonna need guns.

2. @BLNK cuz I need a slow chubby dude for when I run out of ammo and start gettin' chased. You don't gotta outrun a zombie horde, you just gotta outrun BLNK.

3. @DIRTYWORK cuz that dude can regenerate internal organs or some shit and I feel like that's our ace in the hole if we want to survive in that situation realistically.

4. @IV well, cuz...y'know. Procreation or whatever........plus if shit really got bad we could eat her.

5. @Godbody so he could tell me zombies weren't real and I should open my mind and see the truth. The Illuminati is behind this and I am just a puppet in their profiteering zombie ass agenda.

My machetes still sharp and no one would bring me, I would bring them.. And tbh I wouldn't deal with any "im the leader" people cuz the leader is me, flat out.. Its the fucking apocalypse, I would be able to kill.. I'll be back to do this..

Aw, shit. I didn't even see your IV addendum. Fuck man.

I'd bring...

1. MaCc. The greatest sniper ever. He could headshot a path to safety for me.
2. Just C, he seems like the type of nigga to look a zombie right in the eye, then say, "Catch me if you can, bitch."
3. Bear Gryllis. Because, well, c'mon now.
4. Miley Cyrus. That twerk is vicious. Do a head smash on several zombies at once w/ a single twerk. Just "pop, SPLAT!"
5. Phenomonon also, he'll levitate into the air & summon some weird ass shit to possess the zombies & make them work for us.

Lmao I died at the Godbody one. So true, he'd actually think all them Zombies were hired by president Obama to depopulate the United States so a New World Order can move in and Martial Law takes over.

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Lmao, half these people aren't from LB. (OR ARE THEY?..*DRAMATIC BEAT.*) But still funny af, lmao at the Miley head smash w/ the good ole' booty motion.

Beat me if you can, survive if I let you.

Shots Fired?? *Pissshoom Pissshoom!*

I'd take @Agonize with me, because he could use the Z-list celebrity he status he got from chillin with Soul Khan and the zombies would be less inclined to attack us

Plus I'd be a deadbeat for abandoning my child.

....#DontJudgeMe, But I Definatly Just Said 'Pissshoom' out Loud Twice And Entertained My Brain for 7 Seconds...

Thanks. -Pwahaha! #CoolShit

#BrainOnDrugs

Have a free bump.

Spot on lmaooo

LOOOOOOL Obeys' got an army with him, I'll name my goons in a minute.

Nuh, I'll bring maCc and dope man cus everyone know these two faggots exchange shirtless pics in their crew forum confirmed by their ex crew mate grizzy. If a whole bunch of zombie come my way I'll just release maCc and dope fag to go suck some zombie dicks to keep em occupied while I torch em all with my tripple blue flames.

Next best choice would be to take EtH along. This stubborn fuck would get eaten alive by zombies but would still claim he's alive unless them Zombie provide screen shot evidence of him dead. So how THA fuck can them Zombies even get close to anyone when they r stuck arguing with the stubborn loser.

then u have split personality phe, This guy thinks he's good when as of late show his lame side. He can't take an L without crying about it in a forum. Then curse the site and say how shit the voting system is and say he's leaving but yet still here. Zombies wouldn't wanna even come near this lame. Perfectly safe with him around.

last but not least I'll bring my homie Fidel Z, this dude will turn them zombies to friends. Will turn any beef to a salad.

Loooool, I've changed fam, I don't squash beef no more LOOOOOOL at EtH asking for screenshots

Y'all are fags.

1. Phe
2.EtH
3. Kuniiii1
4. Sui Generis
5. Miss K Pitbull

I'ma need me some pussy knowing the fact that I'ma die eventually no matter how long we survive

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Scratch #5 and put ADvOcAtE 'cuz that's my best friend and he'll be a sergeant in a few months. I guess Phe and me would have to fight over Kuniiii1 (Inside Joke). We wouldn't have to worry about EtH gettin' pussy, he'll be too concerned about the ethnicity of the living dead so he can troll them with racism and his kill/death ratio.

1. Wigsplit - You want a guy with you that may well have killed the living, so killing the death would be no issue. If there's a case like "Hey, I wonder who is going to go into that dark area, slaughter all of the dangerous zombies, and then get out", you want a guy who will do what you suggest (Master Masai will command Wig in this way), and also be crazy enough to do it.

2. Phenomonon - Not far off the above. Phe would have no moral qualms about killing a guy that we need to have killed. You need that. Governors be all around us go.

3. Jason - You need a group leader. Jason can be wrong, all the time, but fuck that guy could convince you he's right. As long as you make sure he's on your side, and not trying to convince you to kill yourself, you'd be alright. Now I'm second guessing the choice though.

4. V3numb - I like Chinese food.

5. EllieJ - For the vaginal purposes.

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PS. I'd beat RULE in a fight.

@Snoopy316 you would bring macc and dope man cuz they exchange shirtless pics? Your stupid, an islander and gay as fuck.. And no one likes you so hop out the thread retard.. And since its the apocalypse, I swear to Apollyon I would kill you on sight so you might wanna take my name off your list unless you wanna die..

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kuniiii got a dude now bro.. She done grew up into something nice though..

kuniiii would have a pretty good shot with a rifle, sniper bitch.

lmao @Godbody ...tha world could be ending, a zombie just ripped his arm off and ate it in front of him, and he'd still be in denial...talkin bout "i aint trippin, i could sell one twitter page and get a new arm"

i'd bring....1.) @Bnas because with his tall weird lookin ass walkin around screamin "YEAH!" every six seconds, i doubt even a zombie will approach us
2.)@BLNK because i've heard that fat people can tell what plants are edible just by sniffing tha roots,not to mention tha self-esteem boost that it would provide during that difficult time
3.)@THUG killer...i just figure if he's so good at taking people's lives on tha internet that maybe just maybe it'd carry over into tha zombie world
4.)@Obey...i mean shit, he predicted this whole thing happening...he's gotta know something he's not telling us
5.)@Phil Banks...i have a feeling we're going to need bombs

Did you not hear me? Shes got a dude, fuck her :D..

Oh, look, another unimaginative fat joke in a thread about zombies.

Lmaao poor BLNK, all he's trynna do is survive!

@ELOH_STACKz That Motherfucking nigga fearless!! he'll get into beef even if we outnumbered, you need soldiers like that around when shit is going down ya heard,

@EtH We all know EtH is a alcoholic, and we all know he's master masai, so all we need to do is get this nigga drunk, and let him get his Drunken Master shit on,

@Snoopy316 you already know my boy snoopy gotta snipe some of these zombies if shit gets hectic

@BLNK as soon as these motherfucking zombies realize how much of a fucking legend this motherfucker is! They'll have to walk away in shame, YOU DONT WALK WITH BLNK! YOU WALK AMONGST HIM!

@Mokane, We need someone to go undercover and fit in with these motherfuckers, Now, you’re a motherfucking lie if you're telling me, you can tell the difference between this nigga and a zombie! We gon need this nigga to find out what these zombie niggas are plotting so we're always a step ahead!

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y'all dont even know. ive been killin zombies for years

All i need is @Versace LeBron :|

I would want @stricc with me. He could ward off the zombies using his tremendous wigger gang banger bravado...His intimidating poses in his pictures and incredibly cool sleeve tattoos will surely have zombies thinking twice about challenging a wankster of his calibur

Free Thug Killer :high:

Is thug killer = ApocGod?

Yeah loool

Lmao at the mokane one. U must be referring to his red ugly face. Yeah he'll make a good zombie undercover. If shit hits the fan. All he need to do is hit them with his ultra 64 line battles n at the same time show them his losing record. Any zombie will die from laughter.

Lmaoooooo yo mokane is lethal, Im glad to have that nigga in my zombie apoc team,

No Problem homie i got you Fidel....yeah this is going to be HOT i can feel it

No Doubt bro!

Scratch her then and replace her with @GRizzEAT and I'll just keep Sui for myself.

:violent:

I'll take @Eizenberg with me... If I'm fighting Zombies all day, I'm gonna need something to pound out at night #StreetLife