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Heaven....nah yo
if i could relive my very best day ever..day after day...i'd be bored and jaded within a month...let alone eternity...
so... Jesus...if you want to win me over...you got some explaining to do, son(of God)... how can heaven be THAT good? even the greatest shit gets old at some point... there are ALOT of people i DONT want to see for eternity, yo...FLAT OUT on the flip side...some of the people closest to me are well on their way to Hell...why cant i see them? oh...and what if my fiancee died today..the cute lil broad that she is..and i dont die til i'm 90...is she stuck with my old cranky ass when i get to Heaven? Christians...enlighten me. |
I always wondered: If I go to heaven, what if I don't want to see Steve in heaven? Steve's a good guy, and a Christian, but he's just annoying as fuck. What happens if I don't want to bump into him in the cloud?
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According to "This Is The End" heaven features a live performance by The Backstreet Boys.
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lol....that movie was SUPER slept on...that was the most i laughed at a movie in a loooong while
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It had me cracking up, tbh. And I seldom laugh out loud at movies.
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There's no sense of boredom; it's always happy. Go on youtube and search some near death experiences where people see heaven. It's goose-bump worthy.
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What I Hope "Heaven" Or The Afterlife Will Be:
Paradise. Traveling Around The World / Space (And Time: Dinosaurs, Ice Age, etc.), Playing Back Your Life To See How Things Would Play Out Or Reliving Great Moments And Being In Best Stasis Of Your Choosing. Hanging Out With Dead People / Cool Alive People / Ghost Of Christmas Past'ing Their Lives (Ghandi, Thomas Jefferson, Edison, Einstein, Issac Newton, Jesus Christ, Plato, Francis Bacon, Di Vinci, Etc.) Helping People (Angel Type Ish), Checking Up On Family / Friends. To Me, That's The Only Way You'd Never Get Bored. |
eternity though?? doing that for eternity?
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my nigga you on level 1 you cant understand level 2 shit till you get there nah mean
eternity gon seeem like breakfest and shit |
Imagine the best shit that could ever happen to you. Now imagine the worst shit that could happen to you. Now just keep imagining. This is Heaven, imagination....
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lol...i suppose i should have mentioned that i'm an atheist in my OP
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only 144,000 go to heaven.
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@BLNK That's not proven, there's been cases the people were considered dead for hours.
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Student that is almost exactly what I imagine when I think of Heaven, good shit to ponder. You Atheists are funny to me though I won't lie. I definitely am NOT a Christian in any sense of the word, so don't think of me as a bible thumper when I disagree with your views, but how can you say that there's NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE? or is it you don't believe in "God"? explain your beliefs to me.
I believe in energies, positive and negative. I think energy is EVERYTHING. nothing exists without it, it is in all of us. We choose what type of energy we produce, negative or positive energy, and it cycles through the universe. I think energy is the ultimate "god" and i don't think it is some man in the sky condemning people to death for not acting right. I think that negative energy operates on a lower frequency level which is why some people believe that bad people go to "Hell", because they are on a different freqency level in the afterlife. I could go on and on about this shit but I'm too high for that shit. Peace |
yall ridiculous...
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This Is The End was one of those films where you cant even quote the jokes, because it was just the way they said shit that was funny.
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Pretty sure death will be the same as pre-birth. Don't sweat it.
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Yeah I'd rather be in heaven than this world with this government.
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@Row
Got his Jehovahs Witness swag on. |
I didn't even know Row was a witness, Also I agree with @Moses Kazee Fuck the world The government Too.
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Lol. Y'all are clowning with this heaven thing, though. You die, you're buried, you rot. The end.
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He shoulda shot his son too after getting sodomized...that's just not cool nigga
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Do you believe there is no creator of the Earth? Or do you believe there is no creator of space in general?
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The term creator implies an inherent anthropomorphism. "Space" is the result of a physical reaction. Not an anthropomorphic man in the sky.
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@BLNK Most scientist believe there is some sort of creator. All science theories come to a dead end eventually.
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^this!!
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Does anyone just stop and think, why is the Earth the only planet (known to man) that is PERFECTLY between the sun/moon, have enough oxygen/water/temperature to sustain life. Don't tell me some bullshit explosion centered us perfectly, that's harder to believe than that there's a creator. It's people who think they're smarter than others that don't believe it's a plan. Stars you see in the sky, they've been gone/burned out for MILLIONS/BILLIONS of years. How come some other life-form (which most think there is) haven't found earth in that time? We've been on mars, found nothing.. When are people going to realize the truth? I respect everyone's beliefs, but damn.. for me it's too perfect. /PREACH
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think about the cause and effect. rather than saying 'Earth is perfect for humans'...think more along the lines of 'humans evolved here under the conditions that Earth has had...for MANY years' when Earth was formed there were no humans...and the conditions would NOT have suited human life |
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