The "I'm Not Racist" game.
 

Pretty simple, start a stereotypical/racist joke starting with the prefix "I'm not racist." examples below.

I'm not racist, but I think Hitler was great

I'm not racist, but I think black people play basketball as payback for slavery.

I'm not racist, but I think that chinese restaurants package chop sticks to make fun of Americans.

I'm not racist, but I purposefully capitalized American, and not chinese. ..Twice.

Im not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people......oops.

I'm not racist, but I think Arabs hide hash in their turbans.

I'm not racist, but I think George Zimmerman was correct.

Im not racist, but Michael Jackson seemed more talented being black.

I'm Not Racist..................

I'm not racist, but homie don't play that.

S/o @Krhyme Killz

I'm not racist, but it looks like everyone who works at a nail salon is sleeping on the job...

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I'm not racist, but I only report unattended bags left by Muslims...

I'm not racist, and this shit is stupid as hell.

I like the joke set up, tbh.

I'm not racist, but I fucking hate black people.

Wait did I do it wrong?

Nope, you got the basic idea down, @IV :D

I'm not racist, but is everyone who's British either fat or... Nope that's it.

Being British isn't a race, nor is being fat haha, fail bro

I'm not racist but I hate fat white girls who do video battles on lb.

That's good?

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! tht fat black dude is funny as hell

Haha.

I'm guessing you're British, and fat? @IV

I'm not racist but I fucking love chicken

Much better

I'm not racist, but I only drink grape koolaid when I'm around black people.

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I'm not racist, but I almost said OTHER black people.

I'm not white but my people make national news.

i'm not Racist BUT......... Ironic that they "wear Cotton" White Tee's..

Im not racist but imo mexican girls have bigger boobs than the black ones.
Im not racist but i think chinese people suck dick

I'm not racist, but I'm glad we dropped giant condoms in Japan.

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I'm not racist, but I think Pacific Rim was better than Godzilla.

Man you guys are a bunch of wannabe bitches. Real Fucking Talk.

I bodied everyone in this ''RACISM'' game last year.

im not racist.. im prejudice

no your just a big happy bitch

Shut up, Rain.

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This had me rolling, tbh