Tutorial: How to drop a haymaker
 

This will be my first of many tutorials on helping textcees elevate their game.

The most important thing is that your bars have a heavy punch or some shock value

In 8 line battles you have a very limited amount of space to dominate your opponent. Make sure every bar counts

"Beat me? Cmon, what kinda shit you on? It'll be a '(w)rap for you' like a tribute song"

^ That's a decent bar but its not anything heavy hitting. So you want to make sure you kill your opponent with 1 line and you don't want them to breathe. Here's how we can make it better:

"Beat me? Nigga you couldn't beat your dick. Ya bitch suck my dick while you beat your dick"

^ Perfect. Remember, you want to humiliate your opponent and incorporate all the crazy schemes, punchlines, metaphors, & multis you can.

obv troll is obv

trolls usually get shot sooner or later

Erupt..I'll run up to whatever white neighborhood you're from and smack you so hard the YuGiOh cards'll fly out ya backpack B

oh word..... i got somthin for that too

pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...

1) I have wifey
2) I make money online

Fucking dumbass. It cant be that hard to put 2 & 2 together

ez........:guns: pulse .... #killyaself

early

Your entire diss track is a fail because you think Soul is Soul Khan.

It was cute though. You took 3 days in front of Microsoft Word and came up with a shitty track cuz you were scared to battle me with a live freestyle

Typical nerd shit. Now go make a topical about me

nah, i know who you meant, u clearly missed the subliminal message. keep my name out ya mouth unless you hopin on a track, fake ass emcee... ez

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i did this in a couple hours... ez bodybag... if you respond itll be accapella....

my nigga this makes you look pretty pathetic

You ducked me for days talkin about you were in a library and you couldnt freestyle battle which was an obvious lie

You wanna battle me in topicals (which is by no means a measure of skill) but its the only thing you won on this site so it makes you feel accomplished

And you wanna make songs about niggas that dont even give you any mind...obviously I cant get off yours

this shit was cute.

pulse says he's an emcee........ stilll searchin for a pulse track............................

I got different accounts on here if you been on LB for more than 2 yrs you'd know that

But you a new kid...and you scared of me...No wonder you ducked me in a live battle, ya written tracks are garbage too

Lol my nigga you know that if I respond to this I'm killin you right? this a real bad look for you. A great way to end ya career though

Pulse do this shit for real. You didn't know he battled Dirtbag Dan on ICE?

yeah i heard he battled soul too... or wait... did he say soul kahn? ha shit man idk he tells so many storys GOt DAMN!

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quaaaaaaaack...

you a duck.. haha a few days ago didnt you say .."its going to be my birthday friday, and i cant freestlye battle.." haha nigga you been on letsbeef all day...haha

stop the lien you aint even gotta lie craig.. GOT DAMN!

you a true lame, a flexer, ya birthday son???? hahaha fuckin lame. dont speak to me again unless you come correct. fuckin fraud

Lmaooo nigga said battle Dirtbag Dan on ICE...nah..that was Nemesis

But its nice to know Victor is a fan of me...I appreciate it my child

Typical internet nerd shit...talkin behind a keyboard tryna provoke the God to kill you too

but Erupt raises more eyebrows than you son. so i'ma leave you alone. You ethered yaself by admitting you study my moves on ICE...Get some vaseline for ya butthole Victor. You been ridin my dick so hard your buttholes chapped B

& how have I been on LetsBeef all day? Check the time i made the thread and check the times i dropped back in. YOU been on LetsBeef all day Erupt

Switching between LB & Microsoft Word....topical champion habits..fuckin nerd

Tomorrows a new day. Sunday too. I'll get around to bodying you on a track if thats the kind of attention you want. But if you're gonna diss me you better come harder than those nursery rhymes

i freestyle better than that track you made B

he smoked a blunt with loaded lux once.

suck my dick

@pULSe, how am I a fan if I got the information wrong? :S Help me out here?

its easy to get the shit pulse says mixed up... just the other day he said it was his birthday today... he has all these friends.. and here he is on letsbeef .. choppin it up... on his bday... haha GOTDAMN

lol @ pulse talking about white neighborhoods when he sounds just as white on audio smh

1) You expect us to believe there is a woman alive that could bare to marry someone whose head has been inflated to the size of a hot airballoon by his ego?
2) So you're a computer nerd. Yet you called Erupt one & made fun of him for it?

Fucking dumbass. It can't be that hard to acknowledge you're really just a loser.

haha ^ #GOtDAMN!

Black Book I call you a computer nerd cuz that's what you are

I actually make moves in real life. I look better than you, I dress better than you, and my wifey way sexier than whatever bitch you could pull...

Actually you wanna do a picture battle? Or how bout you Erupt?

I wear denim worth more than ys whole outfit & my birthday was Thursday Erupt. I posted on here like twice during day time at night I was ghost... I know ur a pathetic nerd with nothing goin for you but don't lie son

Pinnochio ass nigga. When I said you ducked me and lied about hiding in a library studying for finals that was factual. U pulling words & numbers out ya ass

And dedicating songs to me.. Lol how do u sound

#SUCKMYDICK

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on a side note... to all my students.... this is how you drop a haymaker..... haha

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sonning of the year

What sonning did you do?

You ran scared for days & lied about studying for finals in a library.. While Just C, Phil Banks, Verity and I saw you posting in a very timely fashion for someone who's studying. Lmao

Days before that you said I was Top 15

A few days after you come out with a diss track.. and you post about me on LB as soon as you wake up and right before you go to sleep

You a groupie son.. Do you ever go outside? This same niggas a TOPICAL champion. Basically code for being the biggest faggot on da site B

Plus you a pulse groupie

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All that money,wifeys,friends,n you spend ya "birthday on letsbeef"

:fail:

stop talkin to me lil nigga.... make a track.... you scared of beats.... SUCK MY DICk.

Im really gettin under ys skin pussy aren't I

You SCARED to FREESTYLE battle

You're USRLESS without MICROSOFT WORD

You were HIDING from me for 3 DAYS

& Lastly I have proof that you were hiding from me along with a few witnesses. Where's your proof I spent my bday on LB?

Stop bumpin ya gums wigger. How do you sound tryna be black and doin topicals lol

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haha^perfect way to end the sonning....

this will be my last response to you craig... you scared of beats n if you dont reply your officially letsbeefs new duck. You dodged the beat in the audio GC battle against Mr goodness... you fear instrumentals haha YOU ARE MY SON, I BEEN DOIN THIS SINCE YOU KNEW HOW TO SPELL TROLL.

/gotdamn!

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