Anyone ever comes across someone who stinks?
 

Well I just did. Smfh. I'm still heaving typing this up.

Just been to the local off licence to get some smokes. I open the door, walk in. Everythings fine. There's this bloke right in front of me paying for his booze through the Perspex. So I walk up so I can see what I want then POW! the pungent 100% proof oder of what I can only describe as STALE PISS hits my nostrils. Urrrrrrgh! I start side stepping and acting like I'm looking around. Not tryna tell guy he smell like urine in public. I'm English. I'm polite, it's what we do. Besides I don't want to hold him up any longer than my sense of smell can take and IDEF don't want to give him an excuse to get close to me. Best to keep quiet.


(I can see the chick behind the till squinting making all manner of fuck up faces) Anyway he's payed for his shit, He now KNEELS DOWN to put his alcohol in his hold all. I'm thinking to my self "you're winding me up, hurry the fuck up man" *gag* I look down at his left hand and guy has what I can only describe as a SHIT STAIN ON IT! .. Noooooooo... After what felt like a fucking eternity of him fumbling about with his bag, he up's and leaves. As soon as that door closed delivering 1 last fatal blow of piss to the senses from the wind. The chick whips out the fabreeze! All is well. Urine Eliminated. Apparently he's a regular. Chicks like I can't turn him away he spends money, I guess. Well according to her Piss Man even works. WORKS!?
WTF he work? A LIGHTHOUSE!?!?

Anyway I pay for my shit and make my way home suffering the odd Memory Gag on the way.

Anyway.

Any of you come across someone who stunk?

If so what happened and how did you handle it?

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!!!

Lol I'm srs man. That shits not good. I wanted to throw up.

Indian. Elevator. MURDER.

:(

Lmfao. Haha. I hear you 100% but then you're opening yourself up to a possible wrestling match with said shit stain. that's why I ain't say anything. I don't want him anywhere near me getting irate n waving his arms about. And If I 1 shot deck him. Who's gonna remove him?

And even if that don't happen. Your catching his attention. His nerves gonna make him stank more then he gonna move about agitated bringing the rest of the dormant stink to the surface.

Stinky Man Wins.

Agree though public transport is the worse. I never had a stinker sit next to me but I had em walk past me on the isle thinking "don't you fucking dare" lmao.

I can't get my head around how someone could let em selves go like that.

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I mean I'm not expecting everyone I come across to smell of Jean Paul or Critian d'or but don't go the complete opposite and be smelling like dookie man.

Somebody just needs to do the right thing and tell 2FUEL to have a wash.

I deal with that shit everyday at work. I work in customer service so I'm the one behind the counter and there's always this one mo'fucka is smells like a combination of beer, cigs, and manure. I have to smile and wave but as soon as he leaves I proceed to burn my nose hairs off with the amount of hand Sanitizer.

Yeah all the time back in H.S this one girl who was heavy set use to come to class late and
bring this strong musk scent in the class with her like literally we didn't smell it until she came in so before christmas break all of us chipped in and made a basket for her filled with deodorant, purfume, mouth wash and some girls put a few douches and vagasil in it lol it was kind of an ironic slap in the face now that I think about it but she accepted it with her head down I would have been embarassed af aswell though

This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.

OH SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST DIED lollll im thru yo

There was a kid in my 6th grade class who actually had a disease that made him smell like fish. I felt bad, there's probably no cure for that stuff. Dude has to go through his whole life smelling like that. :rolleyes:

Hahahaha!!

I agree with Jason, I get really mad when someone is stinkin' out the place with their chronic B.O. Like, what's it gonna take for you to get a wash bro? I'll pay for your bottle of cider and windsor blue cigarettes - just go the fuck home and wash yourself you fuckin' soap dodging cunt!

And fuck staying quiet yo.. I ain't just saying this.. I literally do tell people what I think; If you sat on the bus smellin' like a fresh dog shit, Im'a holla @ you and tell you what's up..It's all for the general public's sake - I guarantee after that dude gone home, the surrounding victims will give you an appreciative nod as if to say "respect man, my nostrils were on fire.. I hope to see you on this bus again someday" .. Nah mean?

Good luck when he starts approaching you. No point telling him he stinks, he stinks. He knows it. And if I stunk and someone told me to get off the bus before my stop because I stink I'm a tell em to stfu and DRAG ME OFF THE BUS, COME GET SOME OF THIS STINK!... who wants to be that guy? Lol not me. I'm not going home smelling like booty.

when i was 12 i had to do community service for stealing some bitch Ipod.. winding up doing community servuce at salvation army since i had a big mouth and some bitch that claimed she was real snitched on me.. anways one day i was doing w.e when some BIG ASS SWEATY MOFO walked in.. im all the way across the store so i walk up towards him to greet and w.e.. he asked me where somthing was and i was like DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,he whiping his forhead and all this nonsense while im rturnning my head for clean air.. i see this other kid that was doing service as well adn called em over.. so he walks up to us and was like OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO, bu we trying be nice and shit so idk,seems like he aint shower for days.. doesnt wear deoderant.. and moother fucker decides the day he wabt to ride his bike to exercise to walk in my store in betweeb his work out breaks.. it was like a damn SOUR smell of the devil that distinctiveness you cant explain.. kinda like Just C's attitude in the form of smell idk (jp buddy) but its w.e.. he was there for like 20 mins and we had to switch of every 2-4 mins in between 4-6 people just cause we had to get clean air..


that shit Kray

grade school we had this kid Chris Gunther.... for w/e reason he had a shit bag.... lol.... we used to get new kids to touch his seat an smell they hand.... tbh we was pretty ruthless bout it all i'm sure noone knows how bad he stinks as well as him....

feel bad now

Fuck it.... Just blast that mothaphukka wit some body spray.... Fuck being polite... A few sprays can be a public service....

Fyi... Yes i have done this....many times.... And ive looked right at dude after and laughed....

They aint gonna do shit cuz doin sumthin about it is a way if them admitting.they were the stench....

Axe up and keep the air clean....

Terp stays locked and loaded with febreze yo

I work in toronto...

EVERYONE SMELLS LIKE SHIT THERE!!!

(*Notices He's In Shit Talkers, Hmm...)

Everyine knows geeks are notorious for nothing more than skipping showers and pocket protectors...




Sshhhhuuuusssshhhhh son...

Lol @ Notorious, When Have You Seen A Dirty Geek? NEVA.
Sad To Think Interp Lives In La La Land Where Everything's All Pink And Ponies But I'm Talking About The Real Word Shun

Yes. Because someone with your post count and devotion to an online forum just screams "Real World".....

Smh...


I kicked geeks in high school for fun....

And ill be fucked what they say... Im still better off then they are now.....


#PunchAGeekDay!!!

Lol @ Playing The "I Don't Care About LB (And I'm Not An Online Type Of Guy But I've Been Here Since 07)...But I'll Holla At You If I Want My Tracks Listened To Card".
Those "Geeks" You Kicked In High School For Fun Are Now Your Bosses, Have Fun In The Real World Jerkface.

Actually my boss is a former jock...

But the people who have to listen to me....


GEEKS....

Kinda ironic tho...


And lmfao...yeah ive been on here since 07...and posted half the amount you have on your new account...kid....yes i said kid.....


U need a life...

Lmfao....

:D

Whatever happened to shitalkers anyway?

We're still around...

Just dont fuck with lb to much....

@Student
Cool story bro....

But why wud i lie..???
Lmfao..ur such a tool...

Its always funny to me when people get so stuck inthis internet bubble they start believing they know peoples lives...shit is pathetic....damn stu...

Lemme teach ya....