If You Had $1 For Every.....
 

If You Had $1 For Every Female That Broke Your Heart What Could You Buy ?
( Honesty Please Lol )

Lol, maybe a chocolate bar..not even a big one...but I'm still young though, so there's still a buncha shit to come


Now, if it depended on how bad she broke it...I could rent a nice, cozy, house for like, 4 months...lol.

yall niggas actin like bitches ,,,, gettin broke up with then goin to buy candy lmao,

atleast say a condom or some shit, so you can go out to the bar/club/house party and get some protected pussy. Dont cry over spilled milk.

exactly my point, your hearts been broken 8-12 times, give or take 4 because they could constitute as 'cracks'. dont flex, nigga if u gonna say candy then atleast cop the party pack, fat ass muffuckas could eat for days then. be smart is all im sayin, plan ahead, spend your money wisely :high:

i thought you payed 8-12 dollars for your condoms tho?.... now you get em for free... how often do you visit the walk in aids clinic.... did ur girl break ur heart because you gave her aids?

I just use old candy bar wrappers.

see thats why your last girl broke your heart, cus you usin those lil ass durex condoms they keep at the aids clinic, contrary to your belief, 90 percent of women believe size matters

^ oh i always use the 'King Size' bars.

^see thats why youre @Unyqe. you even beat your dick wit candy bar wrappers too huh lol leave just a lil chocolate in there for lube,

........... thats why you dont use condoms, and use king sized wrappers, cause you dont get pussy, you just beat your dick with leftover chocolate, u get the king size because youre a fat motherfucker that loves to candy

so youre implying that you do in-fact have a small dick, and that is infact why you cant keep a girlfriend because of your insecurities. You are def. admitting that..:high:

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now youre implying that @Unyqe tells you his sex stories :fail:

Thats why your girls pussy has nuts in it. Literally. She wanted me to switch from snickers to milkey way, but fuck that. I'll leave all the nuts in her sloppy hole as I want to son.

lil niggas like you just spill the beans, then think its some magical shit, u turnbull kids been gettin stomped out in the tourney, u lil niggas just have the scent of pussy and vagina, uv only touched pussy when you touch eachother.

^coming from the guy who will guess your dick size - Makes you seem like a limp wristed cock breath having fag tbh.

nah son, its no guess, you lil niggas are dickless, straight pussy, no balls, you miss the point lil nigga

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yall got dave the king of internet nerds as your leader and actually feel comfortable about that shit... lol proud of that shit....

your right its no guess ERUPT loves imagining what size cock I beat his lady up with. . . she def misses my point.

lol at all you turnbull faggits jumping on the cock/penis bandwagon, hahaha i cant even continue this shit. yall niggas huddle together to defend your manhood. haha

were just trying to get you to stop thinkin of our dick size bro. . . so why dont you sliiiiiiide the fuck of the nuts with your subliminal homo shiii

See im soo smooth with this shit , its always been about turnbulls, ever since i started big uppin you lil faggits in other threads, sarcasm, ive been slappin the shit out of you lil niggas the whole tourney, yall suck, abuncha pussys...

lol god damn you are sarcastic. right? but just when you wanna be right? and no doubt you got bars son. Just dont say its about tourney or anything other than you pulling out a ruler and trying to size em up. from your knees

ur winnin? lol i just shit on glockwork, and enfinite found his way in my sig, i've been slapin the shit outta turnbull since its creation , you mutherfuckas are soft, fallin for prehistoric troll tactics, assembling in the forums to defend your manhood. lol yall straight pussy yo, worst crew ever created

*pops coller *Monwalks out

lol son YOU MAD. still bringin up the fact u admitted to having a small dick. that shits just wrong

i told you son, youre 100 percent pussy

lmfaooooo shit got real online lol

this nigga mike g online pullin out his dildo infront of abuncha niggas ... that shits just wrong ...

serious question tho Mike-G .... u too Unyqe.... which hand do you rub your clitoris with....

everyone knows i was fucking with you dave, turnbulls like the butt of the joke on letsbeef, literally,

you mad son.... still sittin over there like "damn, how the fuck does this motherfucka know i have a pussy??!" ... its not rocket science lil nigga, u can lose the scientific analogies , any cat that walks into a thread or battle that involves a turnbull member can just smell ur pussy lips . its no guess, lets clear this up, i'm no psychic, i dont have a sixth sense okay, i know u vapid lil niggas will believe anything but no i am not god, its just real clear that turnbull is abuncha pussys, @Enfinite

Rhet likes to ride the wave, see he knows you bulls are deep as hell in the tourney, like lil ass roaches, so he's gettin in real good with you so he can solidify your tourney votes, he knows how u lil niggas operate,

but see i say fuck all that, nahmean, statistics prove that i shouldnt be talkin shit to you, because you will go hate votin on my shit, because thats what pussys do

Its not just Rhet tho, its majority of letsbeef, Rhet is no more guilty than the rest of you, abuncha dickriders, turnbull is a prime example, buncha dickriders, gettin that pussy wet

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You gotta really question it right? Like are or arnt turnbullAC's a prominent crew on letsbeef????? lemme ponder that ish.... yall needa kick enfinite tho foreal, kids straight pussy, talkin about he knew he was gonna get stomped out n shit... lol talkin about livin in fear, on a online battle site.. lmao..

I'd have enough for a couple blunts, that'll do pig, that'll do...

its not the end of the world tho, dont make Rhet out to be such a bad person, its just called working the system, its the way LB is, Im only assuming thats what Rhet really thinks of you, its smart to work the system, but its even more retarded when you start believin the ish ur tellin these pussys.

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you know how lb works Dave, dont act like youre new to this lifestyle, theres always abuncha dicksuckin groupies ridin around lookin for a slong to hold onto. in this case its turnbulls

Its a good thing your a dentist, cuz Daves gonna fuck your grill up o.O Goon Squad 4ever

Goon Squad for life!

Lol Erupt pretends he don't clean teeth, but shits still real. &Ukno

yall niggas believe anything on letsbeef, so malleable, wigsplit ur weak ass verse is still rotting in my inbox son.

nobody gives a fuck about dave, cause we all know in real life he's a real life nobody. A fat kid with over-hyped topical abilities. Been doin battle rap 1/10 of his life dedicated to online texting and he still manages to suck

Hey, i tried my best! You better take it back or else...

yall turnbull cats hate me cus i keep it 100, the whole dickridin ish, all that, theres no escaping facts, I cant go on any longer lettin you nerds believe that you run the site, all because other nerds tell you you mean somthing.

Take a look in the mirror, every time you log onto letsbeef, so you dont forget who you are, yall turnbull characters get so caught up in letsbeef you forget where you came from, nahmean

Quit lettin my shit rot, i bet if it was some teeth yo tooth fairy ass would be on it lol

Wigsplit, you do realize you continue to be trolled.

back to dave, if ur bum ass actually had any skill you might have a title by now., dont come at me with that battle for your title bullshit, typical nerd shit

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Yo ill battle you for my title if you battle to disband turnbullAC's weak ass plus you get a permaban, you soo title hungry i could care less.

You are super awesome at troll stuff. I guess i've been had. I quit. Sike. Respond to it or i'm tellin that white girls dad what you two have been doin... Shit is real