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Ill Phenom 07-12-2012 07:54 PM
Okay, So who has...
 
Given a chick the stinky hitler?

Krhyme Killz 07-12-2012 08:09 PM
i'll bite...

Teek 07-12-2012 08:11 PM
That like a dirty Sanchez?

And no. I've done some freaky stuff, but I keep the poo away from the mouth.

I'd have flashbacks of watching 2girls1cup

Krhyme Killz 07-12-2012 08:15 PM
...while they judge you lol

Mind Fuck 07-12-2012 08:36 PM
I use to know a biitch like clockwork when she got shitty she stay given blumpkins

lol nasty biitches make good stories

TalkSick 07-12-2012 08:44 PM
Prentend to cum on a dames back when you doing her from behind.....Make the sounds effects, body movements, the whole 9-yards, real believable.......Then as she turns around thinking your done, while shes least expecting it... nut in the broads eyes!!.....wHAMMYY!

~SHINIGAMI~ 07-12-2012 08:48 PM
^ lmao double whammy when u score in the mouth

TalkSick 07-12-2012 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave (Post 817958)
I jacked the Jamie Foxx in Miami Vice thing of going at it for like two minutes and pretending to come. Then collpase on top of her like you usually would. She's like "WTF? Is he already done?" and you sit back up and say "Nah I was only bullshitting...!"

Krhyme, haha yeah. I'm the dude laughing at the size of some of these dildos. You ever went into Anne Summers (or the american equivilent?). If you stand next to the dildo section, wait until a girl comes in around that area and say shit loud like "Damn, I wonder how they can take one of these...right up the cunt" and stuff and watch them want to rip your head off for disrupting their dildo shopping haha.

Also, if you walk into a chemist, watch EVERY girl in the place stiffen up, and watch them allow you to go straight to the front of the line. Them bitches ALWAYS buying vag cream.
i think this what you talkin bout famo lol....

Letum 07-12-2012 09:07 PM
Spider Man? When you cum do it in your hand, then fling it in her face while making the ''Spider Man Shooting Web Hand'' - always a good time.

-Jibberish 07-12-2012 09:18 PM
the fuck is wrong with all of you, lookin up these fucked up ways to get off its a waste of valuable time where you can be gettin out trying to actually fuck a bitch or 2

TalkSick 07-12-2012 09:23 PM
No senior,

If you get it on a daily or even on a bi-daily basis....You can afford to have some (more) fun with it

Ticket 07-12-2012 09:27 PM
This may be one of the most childish threads in LB history based on some (most) of your responses... fuckin 12 year olds n shit smh.

-Jibberish 07-12-2012 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TalkSick (Post 817984)
No senior,

If you get it on a daily or even on a bi-daily basis....You can afford to have some (more) fun with it
its fine by me if u wanna tell whatever girl u tryna fuck that u wanna put some shit under ya nose but could you please avoid tellin the rest of the world about it

Teek 07-12-2012 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ticket (Post 817987)
This may be one of the most childish threads in LB history based on some (most) of your responses... fuckin 12 year olds n shit smh.
:rolleyes:

Matthew 7-5

Letum 07-12-2012 10:20 PM
Matthew 7-5 is about being a hypocrite btw.

Mesa 07-12-2012 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dave (Post 817974)
i wish i got more sex...then i'd troll bitches haha. Pull out you're dick and say "bellsprout, i choose you!". Stand there for a second until you start getting hard and say "bellsprout used growth, it's special attack is rising" folowed by a midway through "bellsprout used vine whip".

Just make sure you don't use leach seed!

#popularguy
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teek 07-12-2012 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unyqe (Post 818011)
Matthew 7-5 is about being a hypocrite btw.
You are very astute.

Letum 07-12-2012 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Teek (Post 818015)
You are very astute.
Truthfully I Googled it thinking I might find something about sodomy. :cool:


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