Dont fucking lie to me yo...
 

be real. how many of yall REALLY been in life threatening situations.

describe.

Was driving one day .. Looked and seen a homie getting jumped by 3 kids. So I pulled over went in the trunk pulled out a bat and smashed one dead in the back of the skull. Dropped em one kid ran the other one pulled the Hamma to my cheek and he said give me a reason.. And honestly I'm not a tough guy but I didn't wanna look like a bitch and have em punk me he was my weight and height I could take him. So I said " fuck u shoot better kill me. Ya don't your done" he pulled and it just clicked. It jammed up or either since it was a revolver , the slot closest to getting fired had no bullet so nothing came out. Soon as i heard tht noise I just kneed him as fast and hard as I could in the gut he felll I just stomped his head and chest while trying to take the gun out his hands.. Luckily my boy who was getting jumped came and yanked it out his hands. Then we took turns stomping.. Really thought I was dying true story

@ Henry Pym nigga with ur sugar levels and cholesterol ya whole life is a life threatening situation..

I spilt tea all over my Sky remote earlier today. I'm such a threatening clumsy cluts.

lol @ haz...he pulled it and it clicked...how convenient

Car Crashes MOSTLY......

aye Haz...that sounds like a movie my dude...i wonder why he only clicked it once though

I lost the remote to my TV......worst 2 days of my life.

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Losing the TV remote>3 Years in the pen .....Trust me

i was driving to humbolt county (way north california) and fell asleep at the wheel, hypnotized by the winding roads, it was crazy. i pulled myself out of the sleep vortex (it really felt like that, like someone was pulling me backwards into unconsciousness) and slammed on the breaks. we got out the car to check it out and i had stopped literally within an inch of cliff to vertical drop.. and i was driving my friends heavy ass navigator we woulda be dead or crippled

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oh and my two other friends in the car were asleep already

I was in quite a bad car crash. Oh and I pissed off the wrong group of people once and they tried to kill me for like 6-8 months lmfao was funny though so we kept provoking it

why did it take them 8mos to TRY to kill you? do you have bodyguard or something?? lol

Lol na, because my car was faster than theirs basically. It was just city shit, if he really wanted to kill us he would of done. But he only realised his hate for us every time we actually saw each other. It's a long story, but we both ended up on bail.. He tried strong me charged for racism (he was from Poland) and he was suppose to get charged for chasing us with knives and crow bars etc. but I was strongly advised to drop the charges if I didn't wanna get murdered lmao. It's sounds stupid, not much to do where I lived at the time so we drove around causing trouble, and eventually pissed off the wrong group. I'm good friends with one of them now though, good fun at the time tbh (we didn't know he was convicted for murder back in Poland at the time)

the UK is weird yo lol

last summer... almost drowned we was on the boat like 2 am few of my boys like yo lets swim under this rock cove shit.... i'm like fuck it i jump in too.... guess we was to far from the cove in the first place by the time i got halfway under i'm exhausted in the waves coming in that bitch ain't no joke everyone i'm with already ahead of me... dunno for a second though i thought that was it and kinda was down i was gonna die from water tbh.... just relaxed an floated on my back right out that bitch the way i came made it out... hopped on this rock an that was it.... my 2nd wind can't be fucked with

most recent shit

drowning to me is the worst way to go out...the sense of helplessness gotta be traumatizing

yeah.. i always thought people who drowned couldn't swim right or something... i dunno def. got a new respect for water

Verity living in some weird alternate universe where having a slightly faster car grants you 8 months of invincibility because people only have the ability to commit murder once they step behind he wheel.

You live in a 20 bed mansion where the only person with murderous thoughts for you is your buttler, and that nigga can't drive, cause he can't afford to, cause you pay him penuts


Stop making shit up yo.

lmao....hmmmm...beef?

Haha.. My parents do, I don't. He only asked a question, I was just replying. I'm not making anything up 'yo' it was immature banter that turned in to a car chase every time I left the house and picked up my friends, but we enjoyed it tbh. He was a crazy cunt, but my driving skills and dope cars >


If I was going to make something up it would be something a lot more exciting than car chases with the wrong person lol

Lmao this sound like some Wiley coyote mixed with whacky races type shit.

I didn't know Dick Dastardly was a Polish name yo.

Aaaaahhhhaaahaaaa

Lmao Polish Dick was setting up Acme TNT traps and painting fake tunnels n shit hoping to catch Verity.

If you only see somebody when you're out driving, and they have no idea about your day to day life, and the only time they want to damage you is when they see you... vicious circle. It sounds worse than it was when i write it, obviously. But he did wanna kill us, and we did end up on bail over it, and i was forced to drop the charges from threats and the fact I really couldn't be bothered to go to court

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That tunnel shit would be fun tbh.

Oh, not a real tunnel? *adds another near death experience to the list*

That's all I read tbh.

lol just c is clowning

but no that guy was not going to kill you verity. guaranteed if he caught you he woulda just whooped that ass and fucked off

Fight Fight Fight..... *Eats Popcorn*

Hahaha, the closest he ever got was knocking my friend clean out with a crow bar (i stalled the car when pulling off so he got the shot) haha. I dunno, he's crazy really. It was fun though tbh.

lol...goddam V..you always in a car...your life is fast and furious as a bitch

Nothing else to do where I live during the week. Anyway, back to the actual thread.. drowning gotta be the worst way to go, like trapped underwater. Fuck that

I got sucked into a pool filter when I was 5.

That shit was weird.

I got stabbed not that long ago, just in the shoulder, nothing serious. It wasn't initially aimed at me though. On a night out I saw a guy physically punch a girl in the face (hilarious as it first seemed) I wasn't gonna stand for that so I went over and called the guy on it. He threatened me but barely managed to finish his sentence. Another guy across the street had reacted quicker than me, headbutted him on the spot and burst his nose, sent him on his arse then he vamoosed hollering all kinds of "you don't know who the fuck I am" type shit. I shrugged it off, made sure the girl was ok, shook the other guys hand and carried on about my business. About an hour later this fucking wifebeater comes stumbling into the pub I'm drinking in (with the aforementioned girl) waving a little lockback around the place looking for yer man who'd headbutted him. After screaming and shouting and arguing with each other again he went to go for the girl only this time with the blade, at which point I pushed the girl out of the way, leaned over and stuck a pint glass in his face. The bouncers picked the guy up and saw he was taken care of in the back until the police arrived to arrest him. It wasn't until I went out to smoke after the ruckus that somebody pointed out the cunt had knifed me in the shoulder. Nothing life threatening, a few stitches and I was sent on my way. It's amazing how smashing a glass in somebody's face can be classed as self defence under the right circumstances though. And I never had to pay for a drink for the whole night after that. Bonus.

EDIT: relating to the thread - it was potentially life threatening had I not reacted quick enough and lifted the glass.

Awhile back in my thieving days, me and my homie ran in a corner store and took 2 bottles each of some cheap vodka then ran out and the store owner ran after us and once we hit the back of the store my homie fell and smashed one of his bottles in his hand somehow so i went to help him up and next thing i know the store owner shot 2 so he got up fast as fuck then we kept running through a small field behind the store and the store owner shot about 3 more then we split up... I ended up in someones backyard hiding behind a tree... I still haven't been in that store and its been like 4yrs since then...

i got jumped and pistol whipped and had to get a metal plate in my jaw...but we not gone speak of wat happened after ...

keep it low key like barratone

Lmao.:high:

I'm the realest nigga the site has ever seen

I've been in several situations like that.

yawn fuck off faggot the acts old

Shut ya faggot ass up..lookin like a teenage Archie Bunker

this shit is about as entertaining as Haz' first post lol... smh @ the internet man... Ya'll watch too many movies... This guy went to stab a girl, I pushed her out of the way and took a knife for her.. lmfaoooooooooo... I am literally dying @ this and Haz' whole shit... fucking theatrical weirdos.

you niggas is some weirdo ass super hero.. captain-save-a-bitch G.I. Joe ass niggas

Leave da Mission Impossible shit to Tom Cruise you cock-sucking scallywags