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BLNK 03-04-2012 01:08 PM

Hello, I'm BLNK
 
That's BL NK... You get it? Because I'm just, not all there.

But besides that, why is critical thinking considered, "the dark side?" :S

@RULE, any comments?

Also, who knew that the added sum of formal charges of a molecule equals it's overall charge? I mean, it's basic chemistry, but seriously. Who knew?

I bet @Erupt-da-Monsta knew, he's one of the CIA intel computers. :S

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RULE said:
3 to post, 3 for votes.

Bl[ ]nk said:
Well, it's time to save lives.
:D
I've heard Erupt's voice is programmed to emit a secret, deadly frequency to it's listeners.
It turns their brain to mush.

*Awkward pause...*

Bl[ ]nk said:
I'm pretending.
It's called imagination, RULE.
Get with it.

RULE said:
looooooool

Bl[ ]nk said:
You introspective asshole.
Go get a doctorate.
Or shot in the leg.
Or something.
Yeah.
I compared you to Watson.
What of it?

RULE said:
lool

Bl[ ]nk said:
I guess the "or something" would be to rent a small flat on Baker Street.
But, then I would have to move in.
And solve mysteries in London.
And Verity would want to have sex with me.
And I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment, yet.
Or that level of intimacy with her.
Not until she loses at least 20 pounds.
And dyes her hair dark brown.

IV 03-04-2012 01:15 PM

Next time you spit a verse, save up some of that filler to fill in that hugeeeeee crack in your chain.

And your video battle against Doc T kind of looks like you ate the camera man.

now next time think about what you say, we don't want fat on fat crime levels to rise any further :high:

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Erupt may sound like a robot in that song, but you sound like you have a 'twinky' stuck in your throat (you actually do)

lllllllllllll 03-04-2012 01:17 PM

you fucking goofs

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:23 PM

Aw. I made @Verity mad. Admit it, if I were solving the crimes of the London underworld, you would be all over my nuts. Admit it.

IV 03-04-2012 01:25 PM

you didn't make me mad... you're weird

lllllllllllll 03-04-2012 01:26 PM

http://i53.tinypic.com/x1iot5.jpg

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:29 PM

Is that Verity's baby photo? No one show Doc T, he'll get a chubby... Wait, it's a little late for that.

What's up with his pinky ring not fitting?

But seriously, admit it Verity. My thorough knowledge, and understanding about the human mind would astound the pants right off of you. Literally. If you can get them past your thighs. And cankles. :S

ItsNaturill 03-04-2012 01:37 PM

its coz some1 poked your i out with there penis my guess it was that eyeg dude plus ur avvy points out u dont have hands on anything so fuck right off :D

IV 03-04-2012 01:40 PM

... you LITERALLY make me feel sick.

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:43 PM

NaturILL, you'll be losing your first round of the crew toruny. You're irrelevant. Keep talking dirty to me, Verity. :D

IV 03-04-2012 01:46 PM

You're delirious. You actually make me feel genuinely sick. Everything about you (even your granma) screams sex offender...

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:48 PM

Oooh, let's play naughty Law and Order SVU, Verity. You can be Olivia Benson.

Óðinn 03-04-2012 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verity (Post 761608)

we don't want fat on fat crime levels to rise any further :high:

Truer words have Never been spoken....... :high:

ItsNaturill 03-04-2012 01:51 PM

lol @whackolantern you suck

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:52 PM

:D Jack's dead, bro. I killed him.

2FUEL, don't you have some grain alcohol to inject into your blood stream?

ItsNaturill 03-04-2012 01:54 PM

whatever lol why u got a 5,000X magnified picture of your penis as your avvy?

Óðinn 03-04-2012 01:57 PM

BL NK the kinda guy to work up a sweat thinking about exercising....

So if i start naming random workouts, prolly make him collapse from dehydration...

BLNK 03-04-2012 01:58 PM

2FUEL doesn't drink by the pint, he drinks by the 500 gallon drum.

He can also be distilled, and used as bio diesel, because of the amount of potato found in his diet.


Naturill, you're right. My penis looks exactly like a clock. That's how the ladies know it's time to get busy.

And the missing hands are because to me, it's party time, all the time.

ItsNaturill 03-04-2012 02:04 PM

no dude that little black dot in the middle is your penis(at 5000x magnified) , more like its time to get surgery :D

Óðinn 03-04-2012 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761640)
2FUEL doesn't drink by the pint, he drinks by the 500 gallon drum.
thats completely right, and im still slimer than this chump professor clump...

He can also be distilled, and used as bio diesel, because of the amount of potato found in his diet.
lmao, wow another Irish potato gag, but extremely poorly executed, like all your bars ... so nothing new there.

Naturill, you're right. My penis looks exactly like a clock. That's how the ladies know it's time to get busy.

lol.... :high:

BLNK 03-04-2012 02:08 PM

How can you kill a text bar? =/ I guess we should ask all of 2FUEL's victims.

@NaturIll, that's my smiley. Don't touch it. You don't know what you're doing with it.

IV 03-04-2012 02:50 PM

BLNK is a typical virgin

BLNK 03-04-2012 02:59 PM

I'm typical, or I'm weird. I can't be both. =/
Make up your mind, or I'm not taking you to dinner anymore.
Think of what I could do with the extra money.

IV 03-04-2012 03:14 PM

you're a textbook virgin... WEIRD.

Same fucking thing genius.

BLNK 03-04-2012 03:17 PM

I don't get it. You learned about virgins in school? :S

RhetoriK 03-04-2012 03:27 PM

Dont even hate

@Erupt-da-Monsta would body Stephen Hawking 2 rounds to 1, Stevie's got a ridiculous double-time in Helvetica. Although id Rupt unleashes that ascii dragon he might take it in three. It really depends on who brings the more ergonomic keyboard. I mean its a Level 70 Pegasus vs an actual Astronaut..smh, all the probability makes my head hurts.

@BLNK

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@Verity Unicodes have to be virgins. I saw it on A&E

Hi @BLNK btw

BLNK 03-04-2012 03:30 PM

Yo, I heard Erupt was coded in perl, that open source shit is serious, broski.

RhetoriK 03-04-2012 03:35 PM

When we battled he parsed my thoughts with one grep command. I felt violated....smh

BLNK 03-04-2012 03:42 PM

I hate computer science. But he spends his time listening to beats, analyzing loops like: "For i = 1 to n, for j = i + 1 to n, if (A(i) > A(j)) exchange A(i) and A(j)."

RhetoriK 03-04-2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761682)
I hate computer science. But he spends his time listening to beats, analyzing loops like: "For i = 1 to n, for j = i + 1 to n, if (A(i) > A(j)) exchange A(i) and A(j)."

one word "!!"
he can exponentially flip the word radar...backwards

BLNK 03-04-2012 03:53 PM

Radar... Radar... Wait, that's the same word, shit!

Erupt da Monsta 03-04-2012 05:54 PM

My audio shits on u son. Ill be a top head soon. Ive gotten mad props ona 25 sec battle wit swavy we boutta redo.... u have zero ammo for me and u continue to reach kid. That autotune shit is way overblown. Im a dope audio battles.. tracks.. text.. fall back when addressing a legend on two other sites n soon to be letsbeef. Real respect real. U get zero respect. U get 2 responses from me. This one. N when i shit on ur pathetic 16. Lol keep reachin. Just know ill never respect what u do. Go buy sum black makeup. U might pass for black. Fraud. Lol keep it real or dont address me i hate wasting my time.

BLNK 03-04-2012 06:05 PM

Aw. I'm sorry. I'll stop making fun of you, Erupt. :(

O_B MetaForce 03-04-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761707)
Aw. I'm sorry. I'll stop making fun of you, Erupt. :(

lol what a hoe

BLNK 03-04-2012 06:27 PM

Is a metaforce sort of like team voltron? Do you have a giant robot lion?

O_B MetaForce 03-04-2012 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761719)
Is a metaforce sort of like team voltron? Do you have a giant robot lion?

i hate hoes who always try to make a creative joke and end up failing on it.





suck my dick bitch

BLNK 03-04-2012 06:39 PM

So, no giant robot lion, then? :S

O_B MetaForce 03-04-2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761725)
So, no giant robot lion, then? :S

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...-1600-1200.jpg

BLNK 03-04-2012 06:44 PM

Is that a picture of your robot? It looks a lot like a hotel heiress' small dog. :S How do you fit inside of it? Which part of Voltron does it transform into?

O_B MetaForce 03-04-2012 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLNK (Post 761727)
Is that a picture of your robot? It looks a lot like a hotel heiress' small dog. :S How do you fit inside of it? Which part of Voltron does it transform into?

i seen you on fb. fatass.... with glasses and a santa-style moustache. lol ur the type to piss on urself when ur talking to a girl and only log outta ur pc games just to go watch some comic book conventions


http://noscope.com/photostream/album...puter-nerd.jpg


^thats you


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