Ways a chick turned you off
 

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Mine:I was texting this one chick & I guess her sister was making hella noise on her end.. NOTE we were TEXTING.. So she sent back a message saying "hold on my sister is so loud right now.. SHUT UP DION!" I stop texting her that very second. You have to be an extreme cornball to *Just a second mom* text shit that you saying to another mufucka in YOUR message. Bitches is weird yo..

When I found out they poop.

Bitch tripped and fell in the club

What's a female again?

Any bitch that says snookems or when a bitch uses her right to air any of the bodily functions. Some nasty bitches round here one time a bitch I texted randomly brought up constipation and she still text me and messages me asking where Ive been. Away from ur stinky prolly play battle shits when noones around ass

LMAOOOOOOOO!

When she's the same age as you and she brings up My Little Pony and tries to have a conversation about it. I gave her a coloring book and crayons with a note that said "Grow up". I haven't talked to her since.

When bitches talk like a chola -_-
annoying as fuck

I woke up to an ex of mine passed out next to me with onion breath.. I couldn't escape it either.. I had the back of my head to her face and still smelled it.. I woke her up and told her to roll over cuz shes got onion breath.. She said sorry, laughed and rolled over.. I turned away and got comfortable.. And I could still smell the onions.. I slept on the couch..

DAMN THATS BAD....