If You Had $1 For Every.....
 

If You Had $1 For Every Female That Broke Your Heart What Could You Buy ?
( Honesty Please Lol )

Lol, maybe a chocolate bar..not even a big one...but I'm still young though, so there's still a buncha shit to come


Now, if it depended on how bad she broke it...I could rent a nice, cozy, house for like, 4 months...lol.

yall niggas actin like bitches ,,,, gettin broke up with then goin to buy candy lmao,

atleast say a condom or some shit, so you can go out to the bar/club/house party and get some protected pussy. Dont cry over spilled milk.

exactly my point, your hearts been broken 8-12 times, give or take 4 because they could constitute as 'cracks'. dont flex, nigga if u gonna say candy then atleast cop the party pack, fat ass muffuckas could eat for days then. be smart is all im sayin, plan ahead, spend your money wisely :high:

i thought you payed 8-12 dollars for your condoms tho?.... now you get em for free... how often do you visit the walk in aids clinic.... did ur girl break ur heart because you gave her aids?

I just use old candy bar wrappers.

see thats why your last girl broke your heart, cus you usin those lil ass durex condoms they keep at the aids clinic, contrary to your belief, 90 percent of women believe size matters

^ oh i always use the 'King Size' bars.

^see thats why youre @Unyqe. you even beat your dick wit candy bar wrappers too huh lol leave just a lil chocolate in there for lube,

........... thats why you dont use condoms, and use king sized wrappers, cause you dont get pussy, you just beat your dick with leftover chocolate, u get the king size because youre a fat motherfucker that loves to candy

so youre implying that you do in-fact have a small dick, and that is infact why you cant keep a girlfriend because of your insecurities. You are def. admitting that..:high:

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now youre implying that @Unyqe tells you his sex stories :fail: