lmaooooooooo

I'd LOVE to drive one of those haha

Revan told me to tell y'all that he's busy ghostwriting me 64 lines Vs Bobby Milk, but that he'll do a few more of these today.

least get to me.. i been waiting for weeks and shizzzzzzzz no h8

I stuck this thread so "he" would know that there wasn't any way he could get away with slacking off.

Artisan Prose
John Dos
Idol-
2FUEL
MR-LETS-BEEF
Rain Matrix
RED MYST
Mindless
Askari
Rican
-Wordy
V3numb
Murderous Swag
DreaDz
DooX
ProlificSpitter
PurFekShun
AmBitiousFlow
→Rican
ViTRiOL
NiXWoN

12.. YESSSSSSS note much more to go NOW:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Artisan Prose

Username: Still a bit of a name-hopper, however "Prose" has started to become your established name, and i hink that 'Prose' alone would be the perfect name for you. The 'Artisan' part will always make people think about UA, and you want to something that is just YOU. low... 7/10

Avatar: An avy hopper, i didnt have a clue what your avatar was when i started this, i had to look to see what it was = You have no visable image that people relate to you. Get an avy that suits you and STICK with it. 3/10

Crew Affliation: A couple capo level runs in a few decent crews, nothing stand out tho. Again i had to check what crew you were in before writing this. You need to stand out more, your just in the crowd... 5/10

Forum Persona: the first thing that came to mind was you posting about a loss you picked up. You havent showed much personality apart from tired crew praising and vote criticism. 4/10

Battle Record: Your record is fairly poor, just about 15 W's over the break even mark. A lot of decent-to-good opponents tho. Hmmm a solid... 5/10

Versatility: We've only seen text from you so far, with little forays into Topical writing. Low... 4/10

Flow: Solid if not spectacular. 7/10

Punchlines: A tad inconsistant, the concepts are THERE tho, the execution and wording hurts you at times. 7/10

Legacy: None yet, i'd expect that you could leave a strong text legacy with effort and elevation. 3/10

Potential: With only text to judge you upon, its pretty simple: If you stay humble, accept advice from those willing to offer it and position yourself so that advice is easy to find you could potentially be a future heavyweight textcee. 8/10

Overall: 53/100

rate me thx

John Dos

Username: The name is fairly established as you now, although it still doesnt jump out as a standout name. Still feels a touch generic. Low... 6/10

Avatar: The resolution is poor, the picture suits your profile and persona tho. On the right track, just need to find the perfect picture WITH the right quality. 5/10

Crew Affliation: Bit of a crew hopper, a number of basic/capo level runs in a few decent crews. nothing stand-out however. 5/10

Forum Persona: lol this one is simple. Your only known for moaning and losses, and your extremely over-inflated ego. If you got humble you could actually elevate. But you seem to think that your cliched and very basic skills are world shattering lol. You've lost a lot of respect including mine. I just hope one day your delusional mask cracks and your able to see how your acting now. Its like when people are teenagers they SWEAR there right, only to relise in there twentys how dumb they were lol. 2/10

Battle Record: 160-120 ish, not a strong record at all. A few decent W's, nothing great. 4/10

Versatility: Decent textcee and audio battler, decent on tracks too. Versatility is evident. 7/10

Flow: A solid catagory for you. 7/10

Punchlines: Overload of filler, reliance on nameplay and lack of creative concepts makes your punchlines not a strong suit of yours. High... 5/10

Legacy: Unfortunately if you left LB today your legacy would be that of a negative one. HAVING a legacy in the same vien as that of Lizman would be a shame. 5/10

Potential: Due to your absolute lack of humility and the ability to look inwards and really see the truth, i feel you will never be able to rise above your current standing. Which is a shame as you potentially COULD improve in all areas. 5/10

Overall: 51/100

That is such a British way to die...

who is: -idol ???

Ahh it was swagger- aka Xander. deletedddd lol.

2FUEL
MR-LETS-BEEF
Rain Matrix
RED MYST
Mindless
Askari
Rican
-Wordy
V3numb
Murderous Swag
DreaDz
DooX
ProlificSpitter
PurFekShun
AmBitiousFlow
→Rican
ViTRiOL
NiXWoN

if we dont know about em then... Noone important huh?

this is pretty interesting

2FUEL

Username: The names been established, no way you could change it now. The name IS a bit wierd tho lol. 8/10

Avatar: I like the avy, dont like that the size and resolution is iffy on it tho. One of these fine artists could sort that for you i'd imagine. 6/10

Crew Affliation: Been a few big names, Hoodrich, Classick etc etc... but generally a crew hopper. Your generally known to be a capo in whatever crew Mayneak happens to be leading at that particular time, whether thats fair or not its just what sticks to mind. Your current squad is along the lines of many similar that have been created in the past, and i think you could benefit from a long run in the more unique squad. 6/10

Forum Persona: Respected and humorous, personally i think your one of the funniest guys on the site, dudes had me crackin up on msn lol... Your often long spells of inactivity have hurt the weight that you throw tho. 6/10

Battle Record: The usual mid-tier type of record, the 260-60 type range. A couple decent W's, nothing stand out tho. 6/10

Versatility: Solid at all aspects of the site, other than text where you've probably peaked, plenty of room for you to elevate too. 7/10

Flow: Solid in text, improving in audio. A few mis-steps make this a high... 6/10

Punchlines: In text your punches are a little too humor-based and/or a touch too simplistic. Audio definiately suits your writing style better. 6/10

Legacy: It may be unfair but you are often found cast within the shadow of Mayneak, and have yet to make a strong push to rid yourself of that view. Spells of inactivity probably attribute to this more than anything else, but unless things change you'll be remembered mostly as the inactive version of Mayneak. 5/10

Potential: Like i said before i think you've really peaked with your texting skills, but audio battling & tracks could be a big area for you to dive into. That being said i personally see great potential for you in the live battling arena. Your writing style is almost MADE for DF Ireland, and that is something you should strongly consider in 2012. 6/10

Overall: 62/100

MR-LETS-BEEF

Username: The names a bit weird tbh. You dont battle, dont run tournys, arent staff, really you dont do much at all so the name is pretty far from the truth. 3/10

Avatar: You've had the avy for a while which is prop-worthy, but the resolution sucks and its too small. 5/10

Crew Affliation: From what i gather you've been mostly Lets Beef Pricks, which has been a established if unremarkable crew and you've been an inactive leader in a few RhetoriKaL squads. Inactivity means you've brought nothing of merit to either. 4/10

Forum Persona: To be perfectly honestly?... you just come across as a wananabe legend when you havent really done ANYTHING at all since at least august 2009 lol. No battles of merit (or of all lol), your posts are mostly in the vein of the old legends but without the clout to back them. Your one of the people on here that i dont really understand whats going on? Anywho... 4/10

Battle Record: I dont know what it was before they were all deleted, i dont know how many you've had, this catagory is void. 0/10

Versatility: Again its extremely hard to gauge do to your lack of, well, anything. I understand you do a bit of production which saved you from another 0 rate. Also i believe ive seen you cypher before that was somewhat good. 4/10

Flow: The few lines have have seen from you suggest that you are decent in this area. 6/10

Punchlines: Like above from the little ive seen you are a run-of-the-mill punchline writer. 5/10

Legacy: Honestly... HONESTLY? I think you'll just be remembered as that guy who acted like a somebody. I honestly assume you must of been a heavyweight with 300+ battles in the 05-08 years because i really dont get what makes you think your in any way relevant at all. (Maybe i missed it all?). I just dont get it and im not sure many others do either. 4/10

Potential: You've practically retired from all forms of hip hop on this site, so i have to rate a... 2/10

Overall: 36/100

Just out of curiosity are you counting tracks towards versatility?

Rain Matrix

Username: Its your established name, Hard to think of you with any other name. That said its still a lil weird lol. 7/10

Avatar: You've become a little bit of an avy hopper seen disgarding the Soulja Boi one you rocked for a while lol, those two elements combine to a... 4/10

Crew Affliation: I couple lengthy spells in the Smoking Barrells / Ego hybrid, you tend to use crews for the comedy affect. 5/10

Forum Persona: When your not doing the kramer routine your quite a funny member of the site, with enough skill in the text box to back up your endless shit talking. 7/10

Battle Record: Over your 3 accounts, Neither have great records but are all fairly strong with a number of good W's. 6/10

Versatility: Your forays into audio havent been strong, the writing is still crack, but work is needed on the audio side of your game. 3/10

Flow: Text wise your very very strong, audio has been of poor sound quality so based off of the texting alone... 8/10

Punchlines: One of the best on the site imo. Your turn of phrase and wordplay is truely great, making more of your build space would bump this up one... 9/10

Legacy: Forum antics take away the attention from your writing ability which is a shame as i think your one of the best lyricists on the entire site. Even with your somewhat unpopular acts lol your writing ability makes you stand out. High... 7/10

Potential: Your texting is great, a few tweeks could put you in the GOAT conversations. Audio needs attention tho, you just need to start from scratch, work on the basics and listen to the advice of the audio heads. 8/10

Overall: 64/100

i believe Revan is including all forms of hip hop. Texting, topicals, audio battling, cyphers, tracks, beat making etc etc the whole shaaaabang!

Mindless
Ticket
RED MYST
Askari
Rican
-Wordy
V3numb
Murderous Swag
DreaDz
DooX
ProlificSpitter
PurFekShun
AmBitiousFlow
→Rican
ViTRiOL
NiXWoN

I edited myself to the top of that list..

And for your ingenuity, there you will remain.

7 to go O.O niceeeeeeeeeee.. watch me get one TERRIBLE ASS RATING.. and ill have to come back for round 2 in a year -_- LOL

Thanks bro, agree on almost everything


Still tryna figure out that 1 thing missing before coming a text "elite"

watch outtt tho

:high:

Past accounts are not taken to consideration, correct?

7 still yessssssssssssssssssss

Damn it "Revan" you slacking ass Nigel.

i think revan needs a assistant or maybe a hot secretary to take the stress off so he can get back at rating....



P.S sticky doesnt mean shit to him.

Mindless

Username: Established name, long run with it and it reflects your sense of humor lol. 8/10

Avatar: Hmm still yet to find that perfect avatar, a couple good ones and long stretches with them. 6/10

Crew Affliation: A bit of a crew hopper altho a few have just been renamed incarnations of the same fundamental crew (DNA, LoD, EVIL etc etc), occupied a few leader roles in good crews but inactivity from the battlefield has left you as mostly a cheerleader as opposed to true leadership. That being said you are one of the better non-battling crew members a squad could have. The rates difficult here, the battling inactivity hurts you. 6/10

Forum Persona: King of visual comedy, and an insightful staff member. Your abilities on both these counts makes the rating an easy one. Easily one of the funniest members of the site. 10/10

Battle Record: The record is suprisingly small, no battles of real note. the win percentage is fairly high but mostly an unremarkable record. 4/10

Versatility: You've shown abilities in all formats of hip-hop & battling, your audio definitely out-weighs your texing ability. Lack of battles and great competition knocks this down one... 7/10

Flow: Your texting is usually in the shorter syllable form which stops you from ever being great in that department. Your audios have been much better, but again not spectacular as of yet. 7/10

Punchlines: The lack of battles and the fact that audio is more natural to you means you've never really elevated this department much over the years.. 5/10

Legacy: Unquestionable here. You've single-handedly ran the site pretty much since 2009, ive never heard talk of corruptions from you which is a thing of big merit considering the length of your tenure. Responsible for alot of what we take for granted now. And a somewhat humorous fellow... 10/10

Potential: Its obvious that the roles of moderator and then administrator have taken up much of your time, leaving your output of battles remarkably low. Its hard to gauge your battling potential due to the fact you've never really had a solid run of activity (in battling.) The same applies to your audio indevours. You have lyrical ability, but the true strength of it we have yet to see. And i have a feeling we never will either. 5/10

Overall: 68/100

Ticket

Username: Unchangeable for you at this point, the name has a lot of cool meanings for those that like to look deeper. 8/10

Avatar: You've had this one for a while, its pretty cool but i think its not the perfect one for you yet. Hmm a low... 7/10

Crew Affliation: Glad to see you back in your ancestoral home, lengthy run in EOS was great, the crew hopping inbetween? Not so much. a low 7 i expect to rise if EOS stick around... 7/10

Forum Persona: Alotta people hate you lmaooo. I disliked you too until i understood what your really about. There is something admirable about the fact that your aware of this and still refuse to change. You cut to the chase and arent pressured or swayed by anything but your own morals and consicence. And your rather funny in the forums due to this haha. 7/10

Battle Record: Both the audio and text records are very impressive and cosmetically strong. 9/10

Versatility: One of the rarest breed: An audio head who is strong at texting. Good on tracks, legendary on audio battling and elevating to a very high level of texting. A high... 9/10

Flow: Very solid, strangely enough i find your texting to be better than your audios in this department lol. Solid... 8/10

Punchlines: Your text punchlines are always improving, your working out the nuisances of the text arena well. In audio your easily one of the best ever on the site. And i personally think your texting stint has improved your audio punches. Audio would be 10, text i'd score you 7, the compromise is a high.. 8/10

Legacy: I think your only a few battles away from cementing your position as the best audio on the site. And i imagine by the end of next year you'd of accomplished that. One more solid tourney run and a few single battles against a few elite cats and its a done deal. Couple that with your staffing, rising text game and inevitable induction into the Hall Of Fame and i think this has to be a... 10/10

Potential: In text i see potential to elevate up the ranks a lot further, your audio game has almost peaked although song making is another avenue i see you improving in. 8/10

Overall: 81/100

RED MYST

Username: Established name, suits your drug addict ass too... The kickass movie has fucked you up a lil tho lol... 7/10

Avatar: We've been over this lol, you think its great, i think it sucks. But hey at least its somewhat relevant to your persona. 6/10

Crew Affliation: Other than your run in Classick you've had no crew runs of merit. Coupled with long spells of inactivity, you've yet to make a massive mark. 5/10

Forum Persona: again long spells of inactivity dont give you much chance to make an impression either way. 3/10

Battle Record: The average type of mid card record on your accounts, a couple decent W's, nothing special. 5/10

Versatility: Early forays into audio battling showed promise, texting you havent really created your own style to run with yet. Your producing is top drawer tho. Versitility is there. High.. 7/10

Flow: Hit n miss often, your audio is much more complex and inturn, entertaining than your text thats somewhat robotic. A 7 and 5 respectively scores you a 6/10

Punchlines: Again soo hit n miss. You have flashes of potential but the inactivity and lack of effort means you havent rised to a significant level yet. 5/10

Legacy: Your general mid-carder, you need to push the production out a lot more than you have been to make a mark on LB. You've been too inactive seen debuting to of left much of a legacy yet. 4/10

Potential: It all depends on effort, i doubt you'll ever have a serious texting run and your a lazy cunt so i doubt we'll see many more audio battles from you either. It all comes down to the production/track grind, which IF you devoted effort to, you could make a big impact. Due to your production skill... 7/10

Overall: 55/100

Askari
Rican
-Wordy
V3numb
Murderous Swag
DreaDz
DooX
ProlificSpitter
PurFekShun
AmBitiousFlow
ViTRiOL
NiXWoN

OMG 4... IM OH SO CLOSE its like OH GEE EM

Nigel thornberry

Im there twice . lol

Mindless ran this site ever since 06. Back when he had that iHebrew avy

That's fair although I might argue that I'm not a crew hopper as I don't generally leave crews of my own accord. Usually they fold or collapse or die on their own (As crews do eventually) and then I'm on my own for a while until another crew wants to pick me up or I get bored and start an L.O.D. or E.V.I.L. type crew. Also, my avatar game has ALWAYS been on point. IDK what you're talking about. lol

Put me on the list.

MLB ducks alot. Illimination, Costello. All that shiet.

Good Lookin out on this one G. For the crew shit I was long time Foundation Member, Started Coalition (what is now distinct) did EOS, and then it was a little hit and miss... Im back tho..

Good looks tho umm Revan... Dope shit.