@Shodan

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.

"So long...partner." - Woody (Tom Hanks)

Toy Story 3

@Shodan

Yo mama's like a toilet -- round, white and smells like s**t!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants

"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be one." - Marylin Delpy (Rashida Jones)

The Social Network

Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: "Is that you coughin'?"

“Kevin, What Did You Do to My Room?”

Buzz (Devin Ratray)

Home Alone

@2FUEL on a scale of 1 to 10, why are you a fucking faggot?

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

"You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece." - Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt)

Inglourious Basterds