"You met me at a very strange time in my life". The Narrator (Edward Norton)

Fight Club

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship" - Rick (Humphrey Bogart)

Casablanca

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

Yo mama so fat she's the fat portrait lady in Harry Potter

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!" - Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd)

Back To The Future

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Neo = One = Eon