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Fidel Z 02-17-2020 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhattan (Post 1198576)
After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)


OMG Bruh

Aggo 02-17-2020 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidel (Post 1198582)
OMG Bruh

This is a bite bro hol up

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https://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2011...ihollered.html

It auto filled in Google when I typed "super calloused" it's all over the internet. He changed like 1 word.

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Pay attention while you read this awful joke I stole.

Can we retroactively ban the dude @RULE

Manhattan 02-17-2020 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aggo (Post 1198588)
This is a bite bro hol up

---------- Post added at 03:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:12 PM ----------

https://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2011...ihollered.html

It auto filled in Google when I typed "super calloused" it's all over the internet. He changed like 1 word.

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Pay attention while you read this awful joke I stole.

Can we retroactively ban the dude @RULE

Lol he actually somehow won the battle too Vs GG

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=443965

Locchart 02-17-2020 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhattan (Post 1198594)
Lol he actually somehow won the battle too Vs GG

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=435581

I don't see the line in that battle.

Esso 02-17-2020 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rieper (Post 1198580)

[/COLOR]you "scramble up tha letters in phracture an swiftkey?" youll see why we gonna FIGHT THA BITCHES TA DEATH! we discover one guys a "witch" an tha other likes to "rape turkeys" so we drop tha MIC AN GIVE YOU THA F! (witch rape turkeys F = phracture swiftkey).. CLASSICK!

Gotta wonder what was going through dude’s head when he figured it’d be a good idea to write that.

Locchart 02-17-2020 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Esso (Post 1198596)
Gotta wonder what was going through dude’s head when he figured it’d be a good idea to write that.

https://www.letsbeef.com/tournament_...516&section=tb @Shodan’s vote asking about that same thing is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

Manhattan 02-17-2020 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rieper (Post 1198595)
I don't see the line in that battle.

My bad. Wrong GG battle with TalkSick lol

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=443965

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rieper (Post 1198580)
you "scramble up tha letters in phracture an swiftkey?" youll see why we gonna FIGHT THA BITCHES TA DEATH! we discover one guys a "witch" an tha other likes to "rape turkeys" so we drop tha MIC AN GIVE YOU THA F! (witch rape turkeys F = phracture swiftkey).. CLASSICK!

“ I don't know which one of you wrote this bar, but I have a strong suspicion that it was HVK. Whichever one of you it is, I know exactly what you were thinking when you wrote this bar, because I've been in that same position myself. Believe me, I sympathize. You came up with this concept, probably with the help of some online anagram solving tool, and thought you were an absolute fucking cosmic text battle genius in the league of Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein, after which you just had to satisfy your overwhelming compulsion to turn it into a bar without the slightest thought as to HOW you were going to turn it into a bar or HOW good the resulting bar would be.

If you want to understand just how utterly, abominably atrocious this bar is, try looking at this from the perspective of someone who DIDN'T come up with this concept. Without the expo in parentheses, there is NO WAY that ANYBODY would be likely to figure out what the bar meant right after they read it. I doubt that more than a few people would be able to figure it out at all, even if they sat down and thought about it for a while. On top of that, you didn't even probably set up the phrase you were making an anagram of! "phracture and swiftkey" is not the same as "phracture swiftkey"... if you're going to reach like this, at least give yourself a solid platform to stand on before extending your arm.

Although I expect you to scream at me in IMs over this expo, I feel that this is a very distant fear, due to the very long recovery time associated with Tommy John surgeries.

Congratulations for all the wrong reasons, guys. You might have actually written the single worst bar in the history of LetsBeef.Com, even accounting for deliberately terrible bars. Not even when I adopted the form of Reggin did I think to write anything as inconceivably ungodly as this.”

@Shodan w/ the best breakdown ever lmfao dead af

Aggo 02-17-2020 07:05 PM

Hes 100% right about the anagram solver. That shit is soooo bad.

Fidel Z 02-17-2020 07:25 PM

Shodan's the GOAT in this voting business

Esso 02-17-2020 07:29 PM

The fact Shodan can identify with that thought process is way beyond me. I have no idea how that concept was fathomed without some combination of meth, brain damage, and brown liquor.


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