To be fair... Spray you like Lynx is an AMAZING bar.

Especially if you're 14. Lynx + Joop = Fingering a gal on the dance floor.

Fuck a dance floor. The park swings was THE place to finger bang.

Finger bang? Oh later on are you going to Slater's spring break party down by the lake? Fuck off you American fuck.

In Glasgow people burn the park swings so we had to finger girls behind the paki shop.

Who burns down a kid's swing set? Who is this arsonist who happens to be chilling in a playground, and thinks "You know what will be fun? Burning the swing set".

I once got stuck in the kid's swing set when I was trying to be funny to impress a girl, but enough about last week.

I was hardly being serious by adding the word "bang."

Glasgow is a fucking slum tbh.

In Manny, we just throw grenades at police women.

I threw at grenade at Bruno Mars once. The cunt caught it.

Speaking of cunts...