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I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive. My name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love your fat fucking face

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I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want

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I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want sex again Sally

OKAY, IT'S FINISHED. I'M SENDING IT NOW.

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling to tell you I'm commiting suicide with a plastic coathanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow Asian dick? Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com? They're so erotic and seductive. My name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want sex again Sally.

Well that was fun.... Thread of the year came early.

Yooo I never noticed the thing that shows if the person is online or not, she's online right now

This is going to be good..

Lmao @ Crysis' sig quote.

"Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus" that's messed up

You Guys Should've Toned Down A Little Bit To Make It Sound More Believable, That Way She Replies And This Goes On For Another 30 Emails.