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09-07-2011 10:39 AM |
Anon Poet
Username: Yeah, so you are anonymous, kind of like being unknown, and you are a poet, which would make you an artist? Get original you jerk. Why would a poet remain anonymous? Is someone going to take a hit out on you because you write about flowers or something? Yeah, I heard Jane Austin was in the whitness protection program after a series of very offensive imagery.
Avatar: Hows that bionic hand working out for you? Are you wearing a hooded vest? Is he wearing a hooded vest? Who tried to hip out vests? Did some lab of vest makers get together and decide that the vest was uncool, and what was needed to bring it into society was to add a hood to it? Your head is protected from the rain, but your arms are fucking freezing. Get real!
Crew Affliation: Oh, so I join your crew, make it really popular and get everyone to join, then you end it and join Classick like every other one of the alterboys ready to be fucked by the priest you like to call Rule's penis...and then you make the exact first crew again? Good one man, way to go. No one will join your crew and you will be more alone than JWall when the lights come on at the end of the night.
Forum Persona: You're, ehh, you know, that guy with the, ermm....bionic hand? Literally, this is the closest you get to having a forum personality. My personality making fun of yours almost gives you a little piece of personality, so in actuallity, you have some personality, but it's because you don't have any personality, and personally, the person who has personality because he has no personality is a very bad person!............personality!
Battle Record: 30/30. Really? That's terrible. Losing to good people is an overrated characteristic. If you get to 50/50 I can talk about more, but since I mentioned it, I'm going to anyways. The non fat members (aka the non us members) might remember a BBC or ITV show called 50/50. Well, the almighty EtH was a reseve for the show. Yeah, thats the story. I never got on, but you know.....yeah, I'm practically famous.
Versatility: The versatility of your ablities limit me from inner piece. That was a line I used in like my 3rd topical. In actually it has no meaning. What would that possible mean? You get inner peace from veing versatile in your skills? What? Fuck that shit!
Legacy: For ending RKO'd, you will never get to be a member of legacy. I made the reference to wrestling already, but it seems more fitting this time, so...yeah, take that you pie barrell man.
Potential: You have the potential to be mistaken for SoupErb. I mean, he was in Classick too, and he had a few names and things so you could easily just be another alias. He was pretty good, ever since I brought him from being Dirty Need~Ls, so yeah, I guess thats really something for you to aspire to.
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