your momma's pussy so loose she's suing the Grand Canyon for copyright

your momma's so fat that when i elevator's broken they pay to sit on top to make it go down................

Your mother's such a slut, I decided not to fuck her last night. Only because the queue was too long

your mothers so dumb that when I fucked her and i wanted her to go underneath, she slid under the bed........ plus she's so fat i got squished on the ceiling

your mom is such a FAT SLUT, she be on the corner askin for DIET SEMEN...your mom is so ugly, if my dog was as ugly as her, i'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards...HAHA

Ya mommas so dumb that she gave birth to you.

yo momma so fat she gives group lap dances...

Your momma so fat that to fuck her you have to dip her in sherbet and look for bubbles

ur moms so nasty she tried to sue sperm banks for stealin her idea...