I laughed at "hehehe!"

the color red would make cars go faster

the ninja turtles really lived in the sewers

I thought that getting a "mail order bride" actually involved ordering a bride, just like ordering something from a catalog, and having her sent to you by mail. Only much later did I discover that "mail order bride" is a somewhat derogatory term for women who advertise themselves as potential spouses for men in wealthier countries.

Come to think of it, my original interpretation is practically sex slavery; but I had no knowledge of that then.

When "Withheld" (basically unknown number) came up on my house phone I always thought it was a saved contact and someone was actually called "Withheld". One day I ended up answering it and having a rather awkward/baffling conversation with some random stranger who I kept calling withheld. lol.

I thought the left and right indicators in my parents car somehow knew where our house was.

I once thought that cars were indestructible, until I saw a wrecked car on the side of the interstate.

I didn't know what the word "pedophile" meant in English, but I did know the meaning of "pedo" and "phile", so I worked out that a "pedophile" was a "child lover". Without understanding the implications, I thought it must be a good thing, and wondered why other people said pedophiles are bad.

Too bad I never referred to any sweet old ladies as "pedophiles"...

That rap battling was fun.

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Someone's been heart broken :grass:

Lol

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