I got stabbed not that long ago, just in the shoulder, nothing serious. It wasn't initially aimed at me though. On a night out I saw a guy physically punch a girl in the face (hilarious as it first seemed) I wasn't gonna stand for that so I went over and called the guy on it. He threatened me but barely managed to finish his sentence. Another guy across the street had reacted quicker than me, headbutted him on the spot and burst his nose, sent him on his arse then he vamoosed hollering all kinds of "you don't know who the fuck I am" type shit. I shrugged it off, made sure the girl was ok, shook the other guys hand and carried on about my business. About an hour later this fucking wifebeater comes stumbling into the pub I'm drinking in (with the aforementioned girl) waving a little lockback around the place looking for yer man who'd headbutted him. After screaming and shouting and arguing with each other again he went to go for the girl only this time with the blade, at which point I pushed the girl out of the way, leaned over and stuck a pint glass in his face. The bouncers picked the guy up and saw he was taken care of in the back until the police arrived to arrest him. It wasn't until I went out to smoke after the ruckus that somebody pointed out the cunt had knifed me in the shoulder. Nothing life threatening, a few stitches and I was sent on my way. It's amazing how smashing a glass in somebody's face can be classed as self defence under the right circumstances though. And I never had to pay for a drink for the whole night after that. Bonus.

EDIT: relating to the thread - it was potentially life threatening had I not reacted quick enough and lifted the glass.

Awhile back in my thieving days, me and my homie ran in a corner store and took 2 bottles each of some cheap vodka then ran out and the store owner ran after us and once we hit the back of the store my homie fell and smashed one of his bottles in his hand somehow so i went to help him up and next thing i know the store owner shot 2 so he got up fast as fuck then we kept running through a small field behind the store and the store owner shot about 3 more then we split up... I ended up in someones backyard hiding behind a tree... I still haven't been in that store and its been like 4yrs since then...

i got jumped and pistol whipped and had to get a metal plate in my jaw...but we not gone speak of wat happened after ...

keep it low key like barratone

Lmao.:high:

I'm the realest nigga the site has ever seen

I've been in several situations like that.

yawn fuck off faggot the acts old

Shut ya faggot ass up..lookin like a teenage Archie Bunker

this shit is about as entertaining as Haz' first post lol... smh @ the internet man... Ya'll watch too many movies... This guy went to stab a girl, I pushed her out of the way and took a knife for her.. lmfaoooooooooo... I am literally dying @ this and Haz' whole shit... fucking theatrical weirdos.

you niggas is some weirdo ass super hero.. captain-save-a-bitch G.I. Joe ass niggas

Leave da Mission Impossible shit to Tom Cruise you cock-sucking scallywags