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You know you ghetto when
-You take your girl to Mcdonalds & only order a happy meal, with two waters. -Your furniture is covered in plastic. -You steal cable from your neighbor.(or its under your 5yr olds name) -whoop your kids in public with a switch. -still think Tupac is alive. -someone you know is named after an alcoholic drink like Brandy or Cristal like the champagne -your corner store ice cream man closes the doors when police drive by -Your closet wardrobe consists of vintage jerseys from different teams. -put grease you already cooked with in a jar -ever sold or traded food stamps -Your grandma has a mustache, and drinks Alazay all day while watching Montel than says suga come rub your granmamas corns. |
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you know your ghetto wen you HANG plastic bags for rubbish bins you know your ghetto when your tv is smaller then a computer screen you know your ghetto when yu see half ripd toilets rolls in the bathroom (NASTY) have actually seen this before lol derro drug dealers i nearly vomited |
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you know you ghetto when you wrap your joints in newspaper paper!
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when you have a Popeye's down the block.
When there's always someone begging for change outside of that Popeyes. when there are cops stationed to keep watch on your block. when there's an opened hydrant on your block and little kids are playing in the water. when you have a corner store that sells single cigarettes and beef patties. when there's a lazy-boy chair outside your apartment building for people to sit on. |
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LOL, some funny shit here.
You know your NOT ghetto when you brag about the "Fact" (lol) that you live in one? You know your GHETTO when people walk the streets with trolleys, pushing their every belongings to another peice of shelter they hope to keep dry under. You know your GHETTO when people get killed daily, in the radius of like 5 miles. Please... it cant be THAT bad if you can happily talk about it on the internet. It seems you LIKE living in a ghetto? (And if some dumb motherfucker says they do... you really dont live in a ghetto). |
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