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Legion Flow 06-08-2010 02:00 AM

You know you ghetto when

-You take your girl to Mcdonalds & only order a happy meal, with two waters.
-Your furniture is covered in plastic.
-You steal cable from your neighbor.(or its under your 5yr olds name)
-whoop your kids in public with a switch.
-still think Tupac is alive.
-someone you know is named after an alcoholic drink like Brandy or Cristal like the champagne
-your corner store ice cream man closes the doors when police drive by
-Your closet wardrobe consists of vintage jerseys from different teams.
-put grease you already cooked with in a jar
-ever sold or traded food stamps
-Your grandma has a mustache, and drinks Alazay all day while watching Montel than says suga come rub your granmamas corns.

The Real Deal 06-08-2010 03:02 AM

FUNNIEST THA ZIP LOCK PENCIL CASE

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Originally Posted by Legion Flow (Post 457806)
-put grease you already cooked with in a jar
-ever sold or traded food stamps

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Originally Posted by pULSe (Post 457686)
You know you're ghetto when your backseat window is gone and you put plastic from a garbage bag over it and duct-taped it... with the xcuse ready like IT JUST HAPPEND" lol

You know you're ghetto when your jeans have holes in em and you still wear them, hopin ppl think the jeans came like that, when really they didnt

You know you're ghetto when its rainin out and you dont got an umbrella and you throw a plastic grocery bag on ya head

You know you're ghetto when you use a pencil til its so short the erasers almost touchin the point

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Originally Posted by Saint Rican (Post 457673)

You know you ghetto when your local shops and restaurants use old coke bottles/etc. for their sauces and shit.


you know your ghetto wen you HANG plastic bags for rubbish bins

you know your ghetto when your tv is smaller then a computer screen

you know your ghetto when yu see half ripd toilets rolls in the bathroom (NASTY)
have actually seen this before lol derro drug dealers i nearly vomited

RULE 06-08-2010 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Legion Flow (Post 457806)
You know you ghetto when... You still think tupac is alive

Hahahahaa!!!

MYST 06-08-2010 03:13 AM

you know you ghetto when you wrap your joints in newspaper paper!

Celsius 06-08-2010 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by THE MYST (Post 457827)
you know you ghetto when you wrap your joints in newspaper paper!

You know you're ghetto when you roll a pinner out of 3-4 roaches.

Marciano™ 06-08-2010 04:42 AM

when you have a Popeye's down the block.

When there's always someone begging for change outside of that Popeyes.

when there are cops stationed to keep watch on your block.

when there's an opened hydrant on your block and little kids are playing in the water.

when you have a corner store that sells single cigarettes and beef patties.

when there's a lazy-boy chair outside your apartment building for people to sit on.

MYST 06-08-2010 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Celsius (Post 457832)
You know you're ghetto when you roll a pinner out of 3-4 roaches.

o shit!!! lol

1DollarShort 06-08-2010 09:17 AM

LOL, some funny shit here.

You know your NOT ghetto when you brag about the "Fact" (lol) that you live in one?

You know your GHETTO when people walk the streets with trolleys, pushing their every belongings to another peice of shelter they hope to keep dry under.

You know your GHETTO when people get killed daily, in the radius of like 5 miles.

Please... it cant be THAT bad if you can happily talk about it on the internet. It seems you LIKE living in a ghetto? (And if some dumb motherfucker says they do... you really dont live in a ghetto).

FreezyCT 06-08-2010 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mic Corleone (Post 457836)
when you have a corner store that sells beef patties.

noo thats a luxury...i cant find beef patties to save my life :mad:

FreezyCT 06-08-2010 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Celsius (Post 457832)
You know you're ghetto when you roll a pinner out of 3-4 roaches.

thats just smart weed conservation - and i thought i was the only person who did that lmao :high:


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