hhahahahahaha this was my favorite so far..

but that brainwash shit was hilarious too..

Ya mama so ugly the wolfman watch her wen he wants a scare...

ya mama such a whore..................... she................ ummmm................

ummm...she ummm.....

shit..forgot wut i was gonna say ...ya mama kinda threw me off a bit givin me one hell of a good blow job....

Damn ... dat wuda got me if it wasnt for da fact dat ya Moms got a pirate patch .. a wooden leg ... and her nickname is Eyedrops

dont try to act like your mom aint a drug fiend...she like a window, one rock and she ready for crack...yo momma so fat she play hide and seek with her belly button...yo momma so fat and white, when she takin a shit it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milkdud...LMAO!

ya moms so fat her ankles' the size of a baby elephant.. bitch gotta parachute into her pants, thats the only way she get her trunks on.

your moms such a ho she runs the gloryhole operations for all the truckstops on the east coast

and she earned that nickname...but damn...just cuz ya mom's so fat she gotta wear men's slacks dont mean the hood gotta call her Billy Jeans

omg your mom got one big tittie and one lil tittie, her nickname biggie smalls

thats def true... but ya momma so fat she neverrrr leaves the couch. They say she "lost control er" herself...

ur momma so hairy when she take a shower it looks like gorillas in the mist