so much hardcoreness in one thread..

Synthetic bud

Hey me too! It means #FORTHEWIN

I went to work with no shoes..

I fucked supsies mom on top of thumbtacks and broken glass

Where's the proof?...

Also, just because you think your mom is a cougar and she lets you fist fuck her doesn't mean we want to know about your incestual sexcapades. :fyou:

Fed acid to 50+ random strangers at a music festival

I literally broke my right fifth metacarpal against someone's skull and still continued punching the fuck out of that person with a broken hand because I was so drunk and adrenalated that I didn't even care. Now it's like permanently broken and disfigured to the point where you can't even see the pink knuckle. I don't even know if it's still fucking there or if it like exploded or what. I had to go through like six different hand casts and had metal put in my finger from surgery which was taken out of my hand maybe a month ago with no anaesthesia. To this day I still can't clench my hand into a full fist and still go to physical therapy. I'm happy I can type and use a mouse and stuff like that but I'm genuinely scared that I won't be able to defend myself in a fight. Idk... is that hardcore or is that some bitch shit? I feel like a total bitch so I really wouldn't know.

bb gun the peigion birds down from the electrical wire line like 4 or 5

I jumped out of a plane attached to an Instagram model and fucked her in mid air. When I landed there was a SWAT team and U.S. Marshalls waiting for me. Folded them all blindfolded using only roundhouse kicks

And that's a boring Wednesday for me