I fucking hate that. I always just say "Yeah you're welcome" hoping that they say something back.

- People getting on the bus before I get off. I don't care what age you are, you deserve a punch in the face bitch.
- People reclining their seats on the seat in the bus in front of you. Sorry mate, I only paid for the ticket, I don't want a lap-dance.
- When people stand in public places, like shops, and stand still, reading something, or refuse to stand out of the way of people passing.
- Female text language.
- People who swear loudly in public places, well aware that people don't want to know if you'd fuck Angelina Jolie with cancer or not.
- Americans being unable to say "twat" properly.
- Americans saying "I could care less", being unaware that it means the complete opposite of what they want to say.
- English people retardedly spelling hiccup as "hiccough".
- People who think when being drunk is the best time to have a serious conversation.
- People who think the government is bad.
- People who think the police is bad.
- People who think the teacher picked on them in school.
- People who think they had a hard life.
- The expression "He's worked his whole life". How the fuck would you know?
- "Respect your elders"...because they were born previously to when I was?
- Irish TV presenters with their American accents.
- Americans pretending they are of Irish culture.
- People complaining about campers on Call of Duty.
- People who think "Your Mum", "Nigger" or "Paki" are good insults.
- People who tell you information to think they're intelligent because they found it out the night previously.
- Small talk when I'm getting my hair cut. Didn't ask for your life story pal, just cut my hair and go fuck yourself.
- People remixing songs that I liked in the 90s.
- How dogs bark when an old lady walks past the house.
- Scooter.
- Robin Williams in everything that isn't Jumanji and Mrs. Doubtfire.
- Eminem fans.
- Breaking Bad fans.
- Not intelligent at all Leonardo Di Caprio film fans.
- English boxing referees.
- People who think white pride is a racist term.
- Anyone who teaches communications. I don't need to be a robot to pass an interview, fuck off hoe.

Scooter the motor bike or the euro trash techno band from the 90's?

Both, but specifically the latter. What the FUCK has the ice cream man done to warrant my respect?

This is 2013. I wasn't aware Scooter was relevant enough to enrage people. Maybe Ireland's just a tad (20 odd years) behind the times in terms of popular culture.

Ireland ARE 20 years behind the times, but the logical song hit the radio today and reinvented my long time hatred.

I guess it's me who's behind the times. And the 1 time I'm glad to be :)

It could be worse though. Eifle 65 could re emerge with a Blue remix.

My fucking god, just heard a HORRIFIC version of Rhythm of the Night on the radio today which made me want to gouge my ears off.

That reminds me

All Saints Pure Shores >

GTA Pop Radio >

How did that top West Coast classics.

They totally dropped the ball with that station.

Lol.

I just came across another which I forgot about.

When someones in the living room watching the T.V.

Your in the next room doing ya own thing.

N T.V watcher decides to shout over "HAHAHA HEY COME HERE AND WATCH THIS A SECOND" to you every 2 seconds.

MrkdjrejdiwosiUisikJSKEIEK!?&3,!! Fuck OFF! GONAWAY! Y most u impose on me liek this!? LEEVE ME BE!

I hate that shit with a burning passion. drives me bat shit every single time.